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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨
Shrue: hey does anyone else find it weird that we're in a saw bathroom and our boss is talking to us through a tv dressed like jigsaw?
Coworkers: nobody likes you, stop being nosy
this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement
The main exception being that Phil and his family serve a purpose in society
So is anyone going to make a Carson / Val ‘Kiss me, Son of God’ animatic or do I have to do everything myself
girls will be like hm this song reminds me of the most tragic thing that has happened to me I think I'll listen to it on loop
genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.
Reading comics is constantly like "Here is one of the most fascinating concepts you've ever seen in a piece of media. No we will not elaborate on it and you will never see it reach its full potential. Here is an interesting, new character. Oh now they're dead/rewritten to be less interesting/trapped in a different version of earth to be only mentioned off hand and never seen again. Here is your favorite legacy character: they're currently being written by a misogynist." And then once in a blue moon there's a comic that blows your tits clean off it's executed so well. But it's a limited run.
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
arthur doesn’t notice merlin’s magic bc of the gay thing. arthur realizes he’s having Thoughts about merlin and decides the best course of action is to Repress and Ignore. the color of merlin’s eyes? why would arthur stare at merlin’s eyes? he’s not getting lost in them. arthur hasn’t ever looked at merlin, actually.
Y’all I gotta tell you something. I (aroace) am moving in with my polyamorous, pansexual friend. But. They do not thrive on the internet and thus do not know what All or Nothing is.
How do I tell them we’re living a meme life
i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
Andrew Scott & Johnny Flynn - RIPLEY (2024) "II SEVEN MERCIES"
