“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”

You FOOLS

His official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality” and “contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house” which he says “is still ‘in tactical planning stage’.”

He’s doing his job JUST FINE

Like to charge RB to cast

this user is very beautiful. very powerful.

not to be dramatic or anything but vader’s natural voice infused with the mechanical while his respirator fails in a wheezing scream bathed in the light of a lightsaber with half his mask cut off while he faces the person he’s spent half his life loving and half his life hating is lowkey one of the hardest scenes in live action star wars history

This is by far the funniest thing to ever come out of the Kenobi show, the entire thing was worth it just for this

i don’t wanna talk about it

Anakin: uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Obi-Wan*

Y/N: oh yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of god, please be good.’*

how fucking funny would it be if vecna gets mike and it plays out like:

“you’re so pathetic, thinking will loves you back”

“wait BACK? IM IN LOVE WITH WILL???”

“what the fuck.”

they were just joking, y’all. they are still besties

Argyle saw Mike do Will dirty with that awkward side hug and decided to humble his ass with that tag check

i feel so bad for lucas. he's made his intentions clear by joining the basketball team from the start. him, mike and dustin all said they wanted high school to be different and he's sticking by what they said. he just wants him and the gang to stop being bullied because they're outcasts... like he's not even doing it for himself; he's doing it for everyone.

then lucas said that mike and dustin coming to his big game was really important to him and yet they chose a campaign over him. he saw them exiting the hellfire club looking like they had an amazing time without him, like they didn't even care that he was there or not. he had no one - not a single person - come to support him. lucas' ambition and efforts to experience a better life is lowkey being punished by his friends.

he's also trying his best with max. he's being so concerned, gentle and understanding with her even though she's evidently been brushing him off for months. he won't give up on her. he offers her the ticket, sees her suffering and expresses his worries but doesn't get angry and push her. he's so patient and understanding.

lucas is trying his damn best. he's so underappreciated by his friends. he's trying to better himself whilst helping all of them and he deserves better.

my favorite thing to think about is dad vader having the twins with him, running around on the starship.

he’s a busy man and at first he’s using his droids as babysitters while he’s at work. C3PO and R2D2, except they aren’t exactly good at babysitting. R2D2 actively encourages the twins to misbehave and get into trouble while C3PO just anxiously follows after them.

so eventually he decides to hire an actual person because a human being can’t be pulled apart and shut down the way his kids like to do to the nanny droids (they’re too much like him, he thinks sometimes).

the hiring process is extensive. vader isn’t likely to trust just anyone with his babies. so he holds interviews, background checks, etc. sometimes he doesn’t like the person. mostly though its the kids’ decision, how they will sit with him during the interview to see if they’re comfortable with their potential future babysitter. how leia will cross her tiny arms over her chest and scowl at the person or luke will stand up on vader’s thigh and whisper into his mask saying he doesn’t like them. whispering it so quietly so the person doesn’t overhear and get their feelings hurt.

with you though, its different. its immediately different. the children adores you. and you’re good with them. gentle and compassionate and kind. but firm when you need to be. there’s fear when you acknowledge vader but you hold your head up high and look him straight in the eye whenever you do speak.

vader pretends he wasn’t already planning on hiring you when the twins begs him to. and he thinks about how they jump up and down when he tells you that you got that job. how your pretty mouth stretches into a beautiful wide smile. he pretends he doesn’t think about it from time to time. think about you.

Gods I wish I could write this story…

Anakin: Your friend Y/n is cute.

Obi-Wan: *Glares*

Anakin: It’s a joke.

*Anakin’s wedding*

Obi-Wan, giving his best man speech: And then he told me it was a joke.

she knows what nancy listens to.