sketch with Rhys from Borderlands

redraw 2022 - 2021

Just a couple of untrustworthy men

Guarantee this is what my notebooks were filled with back in 2014 

everything is never as it seems

OP, I admire your commitment.

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

Like this?

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

a witch cursed me to be this way

it’s been two years… why is this video still going around?

Dipped pines is real

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

dance fucker dance

✨✨✨✨

This is a TREE APPRECIATION POST,

if you don’t love trees get OUTA HERE.

THX FOR THE OXYGEN YOU BIG, SEXY OAFS💗💗🌳

I thought you guys might like this.

Fandom rule: Always reblog

Let’s Seize This Bread

PSA: YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN AND WILL GET THROUGH THIS

it must be nice

it must be nice

to not have lyrics stuck in your head all day

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

hey people’s

it’s been a hot minute

i promise i will have some stuff up by valentine’s day…sound good?

also, i am starting a page on ko-fi, so if you like my writing, buy me a coffee 

ko-fi.com/jordynmcmullin

reblog if u are currently A Mess