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Tequila Se'lai!

@mayallyourbaconburnn / mayallyourbaconburnn.tumblr.com

Emergency. Induction. Port.
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Hi ☺ just a whateverly reminder that I'm still alive and kicking and haven't vanished from the face of the earth, I just barely come on this app anymore.

I have a lot of mutuals who I keep up with on other sites, but wanna keep up with as many of you as I can~

You can find me on twitter @ kniveschaudown and instagram @ baoreeceyang

Although maybe I'll start posting again on here, who knows.

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medranochav

PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

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dr-gloom

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

Shes smiling.

Karen’s Final Form

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you guys like "wow alucard looked like was doing so well until you see the dolls" as if he didn't walk past several rooms of untouched Depression Mess to get to the kitchen and then have wine for breakfast

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if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

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invenblocker

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

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zicygomar
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