Human Lie Detector

I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Jamaica

Death Valley National Park

Usually I'm in the 71% of people dropped in the Ocean but this time I got Brazil!

In honor of Drake making a song saying he’s too famous to be a pedophile I’m reposting this video as the prophetic truth it turned out to be

oh NO

....My most sincere and deepest condolences to the Muslim community.

Ah, for those that don't know-Shaun King is a notorious grifter that uses legitimate issues in the Black community to well, grift on, well as make shit up. Now it seems he's looking to do the same to the Muslim community.

https://unherd.com/newsroom/is-shaun-kings-islam-conversion-a-grift/

he’s going to set up a fundraiser for the children of gaza and the money will mysteriously never get there. do not give money to shaun king.

Talcum X does not need your money and he never puts the money where he says it will go. And there is ALWAYS an excuse. Also also we still don't know if the man is even actually black or not. Sure yeah maybe. Guess that doesn't matter because he's still a POS grifter.

yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don't know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser

Bigots in leftist communities are usually not infiltrators or invaders purposefully trying to undermine your movement; they're usually just leftists with bigoted ideals from living in a bigoted society.

Framing all instances of bigotry in your community as coming from "somewhere else", from fakers or far-right agents or whatever, just lets you ignore your own bigoted ideals, the bigoted behavior of your friends and the people you like and trust, and your own complicity in it all.

"Don't let [insert bigots] piggyback off our movement!!" They aren't piggybacking, they're your friends, they're your allies, they're your community leaders, and they're you.

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

i have to do everything around here

i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.

my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.

me: ok. i guess i get that??

this post: its like saying “innit?” 

me: oh. oh no.

fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".

It's LITERALLY "innit".

oh so like "eh" in canadian

*un-Babels your Tower*

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank

perhaps the 2 years of complete isolation did affect me and it wasnt just some crazy phase of my life

How is this man?

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

The Thick of It (2005-2012) I 4.02 - New advisor

these hoes don't be mad at Megan, these hoes mad at Megan's Law

tryna strike a chord but it's probably A Minor

this series still has such a chokehold on me

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.