Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

Actually you are so right.......

for this autism awareness month i present a compilation of gregory from abbott elementary being an autistic coded king!!!

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

There was really no winning that one

purpose

at least there's gay people

my theory is that boops are so great because they are fullfilling two very deep-seated desire of tumblr users: 1. being able to interact with your mutuals without actually having to talk to each other and 2. being very annoying

it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you

doorways of old delhi by sam dalrymple 🌟

what is danandphilcrafts if not toxic doomed yaoi. at the end of the day

I’m glad they added another button I can press to drop hints to my mutuals that I crave a deep and profound connection with them

war never changes

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

*explodes*

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw