family…
one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
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did i ever tell u all that when i was 15 i went on a school trip to see romeo and juliet at the globe but my teacher didn’t realise until after he’d booked it that it was a ~sexy~ version with bdsm in it
ok people wanted the whole story here are the most Memorable Moments™️
•the production made a lot of people very very angry and the reviews were calling it ‘a desecration of shakespeare’ , other people said it was akin to vandalism
•a warning letter had to be sent home to parents because it was too late to cancel the booking
•all the teachers there looked like they wanted to die cause we were 13-15 years old lmaoo
•the play opened with really aggressive confetti cannons and in the centre of the stage there was this really muscled guy wearing almost nothing and there were four women in essentially lingerie just.. gyrating over him
•this had nothing to do with the plot by the way it was just there
•we’re only five minutes in and i think the teachers were considering evacuating us
•romeo’s dad is in an inflatable dinosaur costume for an entire scene.. no context was given
•i’ve blocked the actual sex scene out of my memory
•i might have imagined this but in the masked ball scene i swear someone was in full bdsm gear i SWEAR
•mercutio was played by a woman and just started stripping during a monologue which was an Experience
•lots and lots of twerking from background actors
•romeo was just dressed like an emo the whole time
for any doubters here’s an excerpt from an article on it ! by the financial times for some reason
This is 100% what Shakespeare would have wanted
marriage goals 🌺💕
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Zeppeli and “Zeppeli”
[ hozier – take me to church ]
merry christmasuuu to my jjba secret santa @rebbie-draws ~!! ╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆゚.*・。゚
these dorks
i’m 90% sure someone already made this but i couldn’t resist.
uhhh day 3 - first date (?????) (i’m not sure again that i got into theme)
“et lux in tenebris lucet - and light shines in the darkness.”
greek/roman mythology au for bruabbaweek on twitter!!
this is so sweet, alexa play freek n you