Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

is therapy not working anon?

I’m cocked in for my tumblr shift boss

It’s illegal to bully people with dickslexia so have fun in jail

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

why did she just do this to me

call of the void

I would add more ages but I ran out of space

Please reblog for a bigger sample!!!

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

[ID: gif of a heart locket opening, there's a picture of a mourning dove on the left, and "hooWOO oo ooo oo" (mourning dove noise) on the right.]

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

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This is too good to stay in the replies:

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

people will say they love weird queers and then get mad at aros who aren’t ace