I am what I adore

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

ummmm hey sorry if this is stupid , but the earth has like mountains and valleys and stuff. you know? so i dont see, how can it be flat? if theres mountains and stuff... sorry if its stupid. i'm sorry.

my nana thinks the earth is cube and mountains are the corners

Tell you nana to text me

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

You’ve all know Walk of Shame, But have you seen Walk Of Pride? 

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Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

you know what when it comes to adaptations of fantasy series nothing will ever be funnier than the dudes behind g*me of thr*nes deciding to compress books four and five, like 2000 pages, into one ten episode season, cutting storylines left and right, and then spending the next three years being like “oh you know we ran out of source material” like kings you really didn’t

Fight me horse people

Oh you're neurodivergent? So do you love or hate the car wash?