[TEXT] So a couple of newlyweds came into the London Lick to celebrate, and they were going on and on about how they met, where they had their first date, etc [TEXT] And I maaayy have accidentally missed a few details bc I kept thinking about how excited I am to get married to you, and have us wind up in the same position. Like ALL the little moments that led us there... [TEXT] Oh god i'm getting too sappy at my old age, aren't i?
[Text] Aw, I bet you got all teary-eyed and Paulie had to slide in with the tissues in order to keep you from bawling. Let me guess, you gave them the best dessert on the house? I’m so proud of you! 😘
[Text] You can’t see it, but I’m pretty much trying my best here not to get all sappy, I cannot show Karen my weakness, or Karen will kick my butt and yell for the manager and demand to get my ass fired. 😂
[Text] Okay but... you know what this means.
[Text] I cannot wait to smother you with kisses when you come home from work and we’ll eat the delicious pasta you’ve made last night that I shittily pre-heated in the microwave because someone managed to break the oven, I won’t say names. And I’ll pour you the wine you love and put on We’re The Millers after whilst we finish the bottle and nap like old ladies on the sofa until Elvis wakes us up saying we need to move our asses to bed so he can get into the bedroom and claim the whole thing.
[Text] In other words, tonight and all the other nights will be perfect because I’ve got you to spend my days with and I’m not crying, you are.
