— if only my brain is louder than my heart (23)

tfw u have a very gay dream about a person ur very much in love with and then u wake up like:

sad how we treat are animals….

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

TIGERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SCOOP SNOW

TIGERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STANDING ON TWO LEGS

Why the fuck do you think tigers who get forced to do hard labor die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “being cute” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the tiger to scoop snow

No one forced the damn shovel into their hands

In fact it fully appears to be shovling snow by it’s own damn self

Calm the hell down, snow is not the damn same as snow

Its just a tiger making a living and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that tiger at gunpoint

fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a tiger. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a tiger would never just stand up and shovel snow. They rarely do hard labor.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct

Say it did actually want to shovel snow.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that tiger was probably terrified and about to collapse in this picture?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

I reblogged this last week, “next thursday” is tomorrow wish me luck

here’s some info you might like to share

i will reblog this every time i see it, this is why I don’t use or support gofundme.

Youcaring is seriously SO MUCH BETTER. I have a top surgery fund up on there and it’s amazing

“Are you okay?”

I’d be better if you gave me attEnTioN

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

Lmao

me walking to 7/11 to get a slurpee

Ha ha that’s  a funny comment but honestly what in the ever living realm of fuck am I looking at?

tumblr user metalgearsolid2 walking to 7/11 to get a slurpee

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

It’s so true. I idolised Ross as a kid and thought Joey was crass. Now?? Everything Ross says makes me cringe and Jesus he’s so self entitled. But Joey?? My baby Joey. Loves sex and sandwiches and is upfront about all of it. I can’t fault him on that.

some things cannot be mended. some wounds cannot be healed. // V.R. (via mairauders)

you cant spell disappointment or shameful without me

A cartoon by Sam Gross, from 2018. 

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the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge