I am not a baby person, Robert! I have no baby facilities. I am an artist! Incredibles 2 (2018)
Cha cha real smooth
All of my life longings expressed in a tweet
So…THIS HAPPENED
yeah, they actually have TALENT tho….
I thought about this in the middle of dinner and almost choked.
Did you guys see this? 😂
Stellan Skarsgård as soon as his wife popped Alexander out
And they are a blessing, each and every one.
NO 😂
I’m George RR Martin
growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king. TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG
“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”
Here’s some inspiration -
I dont wanna hear another non black person tell me I'm being to sensitive over hair again. The fact that we need a LAW pass to stop employers discriminating against us because of the hair thay grows out of OUR fucking head, is absurd. It took me two years to find a job that would except me and my natural hairstyles. God only knows how long it takes others.
It's not just a fucking hairstyle
We are not overly sensitive
NO YOU CANT WEAR IT EITHER
Fuck you and this country.
How peaceful is this? Little finches enjoying the water last night’s rain brought
Graham Norton on Iceland: ‘They do have very long winters, I’d be angry to.’
Can I please get a Florina Munteanu x plus size Latina where they meet at the gym and she isn’t impressed on how much he lifts??
A/N: last one in my ask box
You not being impressed by Florian lifting includes:
-Florian immediately being blown away by your beauty when he starts his work out session. You’re lying on the floor a few feet away from him, stretching your body while humming to the song your listening to
-You then starting your work out with push ups. Groaning softly as your stomach muscles start tensing up, you know knowing that you caught the attention of Florian Munteanu
-Him lifting weights and trying to get your attention by groaning and huffing loudly, hoping that you’ll look at him and melt at his delicious, toned body
-His attempt at getting your attention failing, his loud groans only mlgetting on your nerves as you van her them through your headphones
-“Can you keep it down? Thanks. ”
-You not even glancing to the person you’re talking to because you’re out of breath and ready to leave the gym. Your body not liking the work out session
-“Shit” Florian cusses to himself while taking a break from lifting weights and removing his shirt. Frustrated that he can’t get your attention (at least not in a good way)
-Him being used to having the women throw themselves onto him. But now knowing that you aren’t one of the ordinary women. You’re those “one of a kind” women. The women you gotta work for to earn their attention and then love
-You taking a quick break and gulping down your water bottle, finally glancing to the side and seeing Florian continuing to lift weights, shirtless this time
-Him glancing at you and smiling, happy that he has finally caught your attention. Your eyes wandering down his body while you swallow larger gulps of water
-His body looking like a wonderland you’d love to explore
-Florian groaning whole flexing them muscles
-“No need to try and impress me with lifting, Florian”
-Him feeling like he got caught stealing from the cookie jar while you stand up and smirk at him
-“How about we go freshen up and then meet each other outside?”
-“That sounds good"
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