*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*
i didn’t have a summer romance this year i’m pissed
How many horsepower is 1 horse?
Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same
the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower
*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
I’m extremely grateful that some things didn’t work out the way I once wanted them to
please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin
Why does this look like the wild thornberrys
It: Chapter 2 looks wack
me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
wheel of fortune
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
This is a horror novel
// p l a n t s //
aesthetic with @amazingphil ‘s new AMAZING merch
happy 2nd birthday meowgustD