*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*

*puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*

i didn’t have a summer romance this year i’m pissed

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

whether or not I’m attractive now is another thing, but being socialized as ‘ugly’ and ‘undesirable’ in public school early on has really taken a toll on me

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

I’m extremely grateful that some things didn’t work out the way I once wanted them to

looking real good🍊

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

It: Chapter 2 looks wack

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

This is a horror novel

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