A Strange Girl

My man's thighs called awareness the way I'm. spreading them

Manspreading because you guess it. I'm spreading. my man

My man's thighs called excel bcause i am. spreading them on the. sorry. on the Sheets

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

HELLO??

Whats not to get? Moron.

target audience

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kicked out of the blunt rotation for going “w-wait!!! but this is like…. an indirect kiss?!?!? uwaaa!!! >//A//< ”

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight ? is he a slut ?

i’m losing my mind

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction