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cannot find a way to capture on camera exactly how much my bandaid judt scared me taking a sip of water

yeah you could call me a gamer

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

@fusgia

Dude holy crap there is freaking crustacean in my inbox

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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pause. rewind. does this person think jamie lee curtis has been running away from a gorilla

sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz

yeahh this is what prompted me to make this post

“whoa do you see what they’re wearing at the met gala-”

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

i gotta stop bingeing kitchen nightmares just because its free i keep having dreams about gordon ramsay trying to approach me romantically and it's bewildering and uncomfortable

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

the girls...

they should swirl . unencumbered and free