Earp Protection Squad

humanities major alignment chart

I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

“The soul is willing to play but the body is sleepy”

(via)

News media: The US Men's Soccer Team has failed to qualify for the Olympics.

Me:

bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).

world heritage post

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

Embarrassed myself pretty badly today by calling something “amazeballz” when it was actually just awesomesauce

do you ever just consume media and then spend at least the next month intricately planning how you would rewrite that media but gayer and your way?

OOH! OOH! then you’ve got like three word documents of plans and outlines and ideas then you inevitably consume another piece of media so all that work goes into a folder with all the others

Waverly Earp, smiling at me from her front porch.

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices