a fresh and tender little handsome egg

If you are planning an amtrak trip this summer, buy your tickets today because tickets on all trains are 30% off or more

https://amtrak.com/summersale?intcmp=wsp_hp-hero_link_summer-flash-sale

Seriously though, some of these are really good prices

two cups water one cup rice

makes a treat that's very nice

rice for me and rice for you

rice to eat with bowl of stew

rice: a wholesome staple crop

i will eat rice until i drop

rice pairs well with veg and meat

i think that rice is pretty neat

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

(ID: a tweet on 4/24/23 at 2:44 pm from user “Elon test” @ermnmusk. Transcription: grimes left the king of space x? 🤣🤣 her kids must hate her! They probably want to spend all their time with Mr. Tesla!🤣🤣🤣 end ID)

a little star collector 🌊✨🐈

Jude and Cardan

Maybelline sweet sweet commission 🌼💗💗

This makes me so happy 😢maybe staying alive Is worth it

me every time i log onto tumblr dot com

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

MADELAINE PETSCH as CHERYL BLOSSOM in Riverdale (2017-2023)

Maybe it's just miserable

FROG COMPLETE

Every now and then I have to sit down and paint a somewhat creepy and ethereal elemental spirit lady ~ I have no choice. It's just something I must do.