someone: what do you like about Britain? what's in it?

me: nature. the nature is beautiful there.

the nature:

Wonders why the air is so spicy? 

(Source)

I’d rather skip that step 💬

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

More pics from that day

Yeah green skies is hail, but the conditions for hail are also the conditions for tornadoes. Get in the shelter, Dorothy!

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

That is well over half

@dumbbitchdyke

i love and hate this post

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum! 

and that’s a good thing, 

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face. 

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

Sun

Mercury

Venus

Earth

Mars

Jupiter

Saturn

Uranus 

Neptune

Pluto

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

Cosmic horror

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

it’s true, but think of it this way: your body can switch between dark-mode and light-mode so quickly and thoroughly it activates the parasympathetic response. your skin can synthesize a critical nutrient, even if you don’t get it in your diet, just by sitting in the sunlight! your body is so well-armed against invaders that it can literally fry them alive. the ends of your nimble, sensitive digits have their own independent armoring system against trauma. you can shunt your mental focus between one sense input and another at need. your keratin covering is so robust that it can resist all attempts at hydroxic acid to denature it! your brain is so in tune with your fellow human-bodies that it unconsciously mirrors their states. you form a wonderful biodiverse partnership with millions of microbes to help digest things your body normally can’t. the bones and tendons of your upper cervical spine have astonishing mobility and can recover from twists and bends that might cripple a less resilient design. it took seven million years of human evolution to form you. and now you are so secure from environmental threats that you can devote all your worry to what your fellow-bodies will think of your voice carried miraculously over the technological marvel that you call a phone.

the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

Free Guy is out on digital platforms today (streaming soon?). Just a reminder they did a cool series of video-game-inspired posters to hype the movie. Guy and his crew are stylized as they would look in Super Mario 64, Street Fighter II, Doom, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Minecraft, Among Us, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, and Megaman.

#Breaking news: Moon Knight is Spiderman’s girlfriend (insp)

Bonus:

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

this is probably how it went down 😂

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I really need this…

please

We have a Youtube Channel if you would like to support us there as well!

YOUTUBE

LOKI AND BUCKY STANS WE ALL AGREE ABOUT DRUIG BEING OUR NEW MARVEL BOYFRIEND