-Fred Rogers
BEST TAG EVER:
i dont enjoy writing as a hobby because it feels like when people try to take pictures of mirrors to sell online and clearly put effort into minimizing their reflection but theres still an arm and phone in the frame or you can see their fucked up carpeted kitchen in the background with like a wall to wall collection of dusty antlers. im saying someone will notice i have a weird house because i was so focused on nobody noticing that i was naked while taking a pic of this mirror for craigslist and i cant have that but im not getting dressed because its my house. you understand of course
hooray
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science
I’m obsessed with this man
mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little
PLS WHO IS RUNNING THE MERLIN TWITTER
‘a snoopy summer’ by me <3
shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming
its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this
If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.
i love it, sniff animal
"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"
^^^ guy who is having a bad time in the catacombs but she gets rescued by some henchmen
