“I’m so embarrassed. I’m not a real person yet.”

Frances Ha (2013)

dir. Noah baumbach

Everyone is like “oh the mummy was my bisexual awakening” or “oh the road to el dorado was my bisexual awakening” this is twister erasure and I won’t stand for it

I love the end of Twister where the giant deadly tornado very conveniently gives Jo and Bill enough time to run around aimlessly in a field for several minutes just whipping random shit at them until they conveniently find shelter right before the tornado appears again

and then the second the tornado spits Jo and Bill back out and they survive, it immediately dissipates and there’s a bright sunny sky and a rainbow

and how Jo and Bill literally survived being inside the tornado but immediately start bickering about tornado data instead of like, LITERALLY doing anything else after almost dying

I love this movie though 😍🌪✨

Forgot how much I love this movie. :)

Twister (1996) sequel Twisters coming summer of 2024. Unfollow me now because this is all I'm gonna be talking about.

I'm weirdly obsessed with the film Twister - partly because it helped me overcome a morbid fear of tornados (now I just have a perfectly normal fear of them), but also because it's so bad it's good - and I'm especially obsessed with how every time a tornado interacts directly with Jo and Bill, it just dissipates, which proves that the two of them together constitute some kind of weather god

also the Coplandesque theme tune near the beginning really fucks

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Anything for Meatloaf

Final brush test, painted with my new rake brush pack which I’ll be releasing next week! Free / pay what you want like always! All my free brush packs can be found here and the rake brush pack will be as well!

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

No one needs to say it but we all know what it is

IT

FUCKEN

ok this one is new to me

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

The Poll Wormhole

The Poll Hole, if you will

I've already seen a lot of strange broken polls, but this is by far the strangest.

But first, we have to talk about parallel universes...

Tumblr be like:

As you can see, tumblr is the most popular social media platform ever

To the 6% who voted for other sites, I can only say this. Run.

Writers: okay this is for a My Little Pony comic book cover so no need do anything too crazy

The Artist about to create the hardest fuckingcovers ever seen: oh bet?

fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely

The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this

The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn't the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter's. Titan's radius is 4.4% of Saturn's. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.

Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That's ridiculous. It's unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn't mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.

This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars's dumpy little potatoes wouldn't be able to move oceans the way our moon does.

Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.

I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.

Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.

our moon is bigger than pluto