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|| Ava Calder: Author ||
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Masterlist

Index:

*** - Smut

Harry Styles:

Non-AU - Boyfriend, Husband, etc.:

‘Hidden Behind A Book’ - Harry has to hand back a book for his mum at an old bookstore, resulting in him finding a girl called, (Y/N), revealing if he is ready to date again, after a hard love life.

‘A Small Coffee Date’ - Harry finally has the guts to ask out (Y/N), he decides upon taking her to a coffee shop, where he slowly learns more about her. 

‘Led On’ - Harry leads her on, not telling (Y/N) about the other girl.

‘Poor, Baby’ - (Y/N) figures out that Harry is ill, therefore she tries her best into carrying for him.

‘Sick’ - Harry finds out that (Y/N) is sick, not knowing what to do since she is never sick.

‘A Meeting’ - Harry meets (Y/N)’s parents after a while dating, but what he learns is that her parents are not typical parents.

‘A Small Party’ - When Harry and (Y/N) go to a party for a small ‘get together’ that turns out to them coming out with the relationship without them knowing. 

‘Stress and A Bath’*** - Harry comes home stress, and upset, all he wants to do is have a bath, and relaxed, but what if it turns into more... 

‘Distracted’*** - Harry takes his wife to Jamaica, but he made it very clear that she could not bother him. 

‘Mummy’s Boy’ -  Harry is left with the kids for the weekend, making him try to plan and enjoy the path of single parenting for a while, resulting in a painful experience. 

‘Boys are yucky, Sweetheart.’ -  Harry and the missus decided to go to the mall one day to pick up a few items, but when their daughter points out her crush to her daddy, some jealousy and lectures come into view.

‘A Naughty Photo Album’ - Harry and (Y/N) kept an album dated back to the time they got engaged, full of cheeky pictures, as well as, adorable. But when the kids find it, a lot of trouble fulfils. 

‘Can’t Have Kids’ - Harry bugs (Y/N) about the future ahead of them, but what will happen if she breaks the fact that the future they want, they may not be able to have.

‘A Delayed Flight’ - It was simple, she was quiet, he was intrigued, and a two A.M. conversation. (Y/N)’s flight was delayed, and he was waiting for his. But, her boredom is fixed with Harry beginning a conversation with a girl who has big dreams.

‘From the Dining Table’ - Based off of the song. He knew he made a mistake, but how was he supposed to get over it. All he knows is that she is gone, and she is never coming back.

‘Only Angel’*** - Based on the song. He met a girl who seemed to be a good girl, yet she wasn’t. She fit all the categories, but one. He came to the conclusion that she must be an angel. 

‘Goddess’ - She’s in a toxic relationship, has been for years, yet Harry was the only one who could help her get out of it.

‘Her Drug’ (Open Marriage AU)*** - Her marriage to Harry is ending, therefore she spat the little idea of an open marriage, not knowing the consequences that would arise. But, believing to keep her loyalty to her husband while he is off fucking other girls, she regrets it. Therefore, she calls an old friend up, not knowing what an amazing relationship she’d have with Shawn without Harry knowing. (Harry x Reader x Shawn)

AU - Teacher, ABO, CEO, etc.:

‘Her Soldier’ (Dunkirk!Alex) - She was born poor, married rich and had a lot of talents. But, that was beside the point. Her one thought at the moment was saving him, her husband. Over the course of the dreading hours of being on a ship, waiting for it all out, her mind floods and replays the memories of them.

‘A Chipped Mug’ (Teacher!Harry) - One goal was in her life, and that was success. It was a café that started everything, that and a cup of coffee. Yet, they both didn’t know what was coming their way.

‘Mustard Yellow Scarf’- (Painter!Harry) - She’s confident, but he wants to take his level of art to the next level. He wants to show her he loves her, every part of her, and what better way to show that by painting her with only a scarf on...a mustard yellow scarf. 

‘My Odds Are In Your Favour’ - (Hunger Games AU) - YN came from a hardcore life of surviving; Harry too. But, they’ll do anything to stop the games and to continue their love.

Omega’ (Werewolf AU) - She moved recently to the small town with no pack and just the title omega. Little does she know the tension between the two packs of the East and West. Little does she know the conflict that would arise with her being here. But, overall, she is in great confusion about which alpha is her mate. (Shawn x Reader x Harry)

‘Long Lost Kitten’ (Ophran/CEO!Harry x Orphan!Reader) - Harry and Y/N grew up in the same orphanage with each other, becoming extremely close. He promised her something, but when she is fostered out, it may have taken ten years for that promise to be met.

‘Two Can Play That Game’ (Gang Leader!Y/N x Gang Member!Harry)*** - She rules a deadly gang, he has a price on his head. He works for the enemy, she is the enemy. What happens when Harry begins working for Y/N when really he is working with her rival.

Series:

Kiwi Series: COMPLETED

When Harry meets a girl from his past, not knowing how she has taken a spin from the innocent, fun girl she used to be, making him enter a relationship that was the same, but not the innocent part. He is met with troubles of her life, including alcohol, and men. Based on the song, ‘Kiwi’ by Harry Styles

‘A Devious Act’ - Divorce Series: COMPLETED

Divorce. It can mean a lot of things, freedom, a new start and forgetting. Or, it can be evil, regrettable, and lost. He did something secretive, and hurtful. He did something devious. And who is to pay? Her? Him? or their family? 

234, 5, 6, 7***, 8, 9

‘An Office Affair’ - CEO!Harry Series:

Styles Incorporated, a big-time company in the middle of London, England. Owned and started by the Styles family, thirty years ago. It took over many companies’ profits with their ideas and prepositions; making them a huge company fast. Harry Styles, himself took over the company only five years ago, creating bigger success than his father. He constantly worked, continued the same routine every day, had a few girls in his life, but never had time for a wife. Until a young intern comes in. 

‘Give or Take’ - Best Friend!Harry Series:

Everyone has known Harry and (Y/N) for the longest of time, they are just waiting for the day where they admit their feelings. Harry knows she hates love, he never knew why, but they all reckon they are both just too stubborn to admit their love. Yet, they don’t know what goes on in between the sheets, which ends up with a nice positive on a stick. Let’s see what’ll happen. 

‘A Small Phone Call’ - Divorce Series: COMPLETED

They’ve been together since fifteen; her going through every moment with him, and likewise. It has always been (Y/N) and Harry, since the beginning of time. But, they started noticing the red flags that the saying is true, all high school love doesn’t stick. Therefore it is time to sign the papers, but what will happen when she is afraid of a simple two pink-lined stick? What will happen to them? What if she keeps it hidden from him? 

‘Unfair Love’:  COMPLETED

She loved him so much, yet he whispered the words she never wanted to hear, “I don’t love you anymore”. She later learns out he loved someone else and she decides to be selfish and take something from him, just like how she took him from her and how he took everything from Y/N. So, she didn’t tell him about the child in her stomach. Years later, he finds out and he begins to question who he really wants...his wife or her.

Shawn Mendes:

(the first three fics were based on an old account)

Non-Au - Boyfriend, Husband, etc.:

‘Her’ - There was no ideas flowing, no passion and story in his music. But, after going to a little expensive café, he is met with someone who will inspire his future music. She was perfect for everything, but he just needed the guts to talk to her, as she made him very nervous.

‘Sweet Like Herbal, Classic Like Earl Grey’ - Coffee reminded her of him, bitter, cold, and useless. So, she gave it up. But, when a certain male came into the record shop on a Wednesday, she decided to start drinking tea with him, as he is sweet like herbal and classic like Earl Grey.

‘Hidden Love’ - They’ve known each other for fifteen years, and the world ‘best friend’ was not enough to cover their relationship, as they completed each other’s sentences and read each other's mind. But, beneath all enough, there were hidden feelings for one another, but what will it take to let each other know?

‘The Stranger’ - He’s been home lately for a break, but he can’t take a break when a girl is constantly showing up. He is memorized by her, yet all he wants is to just know her. All he knows is her eyes. Until a little bump in.

‘Honeymoon’*** - Shameless morning sex after their last day of exchanging vows. 

‘Apples’ - Based on ‘Apples’ by Lily Allen. She missed who she use to be when she first met him, carefree and wild. So, she came with terms to let go of him to be that girl again, yet she learns that she’ll regret it.

‘Her Drug’*** (Open Marriage) - Her marriage to Harry is ending, therefore she spat the little idea of an open marriage, not knowing the consequences that would arise. But, believing to keep her loyalty to her husband while he is off fucking other girls, she regrets it. Therefore, she calls an old friend up, not knowing what an amazing relationship she’d have with Shawn without Harry knowing. (Harry x Reader x Shawn)

‘I’ll Always Be Waiting’ - They were together throughout high school, but she had to break it due to their very separate plans. He couldn’t see her leave, so he asked her to make a promise…to meet again in five years.

‘Two Past Lovers’*** - They left each other in tears as they had to become what they want. When she comes back to him seven years later, he doesn’t know what to say when he finds out what kind of man she married. He loves her, she loves him, they’d figure a way to get back together.

AU - ABO, CEO, Gang Leader, etc:

‘Mugged’ (Werewolf!Shawn) - She thought that her little town was safe, until one night she gets mugged. This creates her to have a constant question about the guy who saved her, and the secrets that are released in this small town. Especially the one about her future lover.

‘9 a.m.’ (Barista!Shawn) - She came in every morning at exactly nine a.m., and ordered something simple and something far too complicated for herself. He filled her day with little pick-up lines, while she replied in mispronouncing his name on purpose. 

You’re a Monster’ (Gang Leader!Shawn x Surgeon!Reader) - Her license was taken away to perform surgery, so her only option is to become the lead surgeon for one of the world’s deadliest gangs. Yet, she didn’t expect to meet a curly haired monster. 

‘She’s Deadly’ (Gang!Shawn, Assassin!Reader)*** - They were high school lovers, but there was something odd about her. She broke up with him without warning and he hasn’t heard from her since. Now he runs a global gang and she popped out of nowhere, with a little secret over her head. She has to kill him or else she goes to jail; the FBI wanted. 

‘Omega’ (Werewolf AU) - She moved recently to the small town with no pack and just the title omega. Little does she know the tension between the two packs of the East and West. Little does she know the conflict that would arise with her being here. But, overall, she is in great confusion about which alpha is her mate. (Shawn x Reader x Harry)

Series:

‘Alpha’ - Werewolf!Shawn:

She was a runaway from the biggest, deadliest pack in the country, little does he know. All he knows is she is an alpha, and she wants to get to Lake Erie. Yet, that may be stopped after he finds out about her and what their potential relationship will be. If she accepts this, it may end with her biggest fear...another pack war. (SMUT)

Niall Horan:

The Little Café Down The Street’ - Under constant stress and a low level of patience, Niall decides to sit down at a café he saw at the side of the road to unravel, letting him meet a new girl, (Y/N). He continues going there for several days till he finally asks her out. 

‘A New Beginning’ - When (Y/N) gets a new job that can determine her future, it turns out to be stress that works for her, with Niall’s help and understand she tries to work through it. 

Louis Tomlinson:

‘A Chat In A Pub’ - Louis just came back touring and all he wants for a little bit is a good beer, and a large open mind, but when he sees a new girl he has never seen before, working there, he can’t help but start a chat with her. 

‘A Little Bit Of A Kitchen Mess’ - Louis takes in action to make a meal for his wife after a stressful week, but when she decides to annoy him in the most irritating matter, it involves a little bit of food.

‘Try’ - Louis and the Missus are trying their best to have a child, constant trying is making them tired, she took the act of trying to talk it out. 

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Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

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18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

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today’s jakedown is brought to you by jake’s blue suit because……. god he looks so handsome 💙

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