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Nurse. Bisexual and overly affectionate. I speak mind, a bit rough around the edges, I fight for justice and equality, put a bold front, will fight you with my teeth bared and fingers aiming for your soft spots.
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I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

It’s me and @pleasefloss BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂💕

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS IM SO EMBARRASSED WHAT

i completely forgot i scheduled this im so embarrassed what

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marsreds

can people stop pretending that azula stood any chance whatsoever of winning during sozin’s comet?

because azula stood no chance of winning during sozin’s comet. none at all.

even if she were at the very top of her game, like, i-just-conquered-ba-sing-se game, it would’ve done very little to change the outcome.

in fact, azula would’ve gone down far more quickly, since zuko wouldn’t have agreed to an agni kai, and katara would’ve been involved since the start and SHE WOULD’VE WRECKED AZULA.

LIKE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED HER.

but mars, i hear you say, what abt the comet? you mean that comet that gives all firebenders increased power? including zuko? he’d have countered any advantage azula may have gotten from the comet (but, lbr, katara wouldn’t have actually needed him for that, more likely that zuko would’ve been stuck taking care of all the guards and staff that stable!azula wouldn’t have banished).

but mars, you continue, azula has been considered a prodigy since a young age, while katara was doing nothing! you mean the young age at which azula had every possible tutor and teacher available to a firebending princess? while katara, the only remaining waterbender of her tribe, had to fend for herself while also taking up all the responsibilities of her recently deceased mother?

well, okay, you grumble, but azula mastered lightning at age fourteen, katara didn’t achieve anything extraordinary! ah, yes, my favourite argument. at age fourteen azula was a firebending master, after a lifetime of training by the best the fire nation could offer.

at fourteen katara was a waterbending master, after a MONTH (at MOST) with a teacher and a few weeks of learning from scrolls.

katara has, in a matter of months, gone from “lol, i can’t even make a wave“ to being at the same level as extremely, extremely talented people with YEARS more practice than her.

katara has, on her first try, bested a MASTER with a skill she invented (compare that with ”azula’s nearly perfect”).

like, think what u want, but the simple, indisputable fact is that katara is the single MOST POWERFUL BENDER IN THE SERIES.

the only people that might stand a chance against her are toph (and that depends solely on the earth to water ratio of their environment), and aang in the avatar state, and even that is only because katara won’t bloodbend.

and evEN THEN AANG & TOPH HAVE YEARS AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE ON KATARA. KATARA HAS LITERALLY ONLY JUST BEGUN GROWING AND DEVELOPING AS A BENDER.

just think of what could’ve been if bryke hadn’t decided that katara should spend the rest of her life as someone’s shadow. just think how AMAZING katara could’ve been if she had a chance to reach her full potential. just THINK as to how more interesting further stories in the atla-verse would’ve been if katara hadn’t been replaced with a stepford wife.

seriously, who is that? do you honestly expect me to believe that that sad, scared, passionless, ambitionless, agreeable arm-candy is katara?

but, that’s going off topic.

Let me repeat that: even when azula was at her best, katara was winning. and pretty convincingly at that.

so y’all can just stop comparing azula and katara and having katara come up short, like the only, really only single thing azula beats katara in is how much influence she holds over zuko.

but, since u kno, book 4 never happened, and zuko and katara literally never ever spoke to one another after the comet, nothing ever came of that particular parallel.**

*also interesting to note, every time katara would immobilize her in water, even in book 2

**passionate, impulsive, warm katara and detached, calculating, cold azula as the principal female figures in zuko’s life (i’m not counting ursa bc she only exists in flashbacks) and again, bc zuko & katara aren’t even friends after the comet, nothing ever came from this

*cough* au where katara takes over the world through sheer bending badassery *cough*

someone fucking said it. thank you. bless my water queen.

I very much disagree - a sane Azula in a realistic world would slay Katara. That being said, Katara’ awesome and I love her!

@sanna27 Hmm, that’s very interesting, could you please elaborate?

Because I provided textual evidence to support my statement.

Also, what does a “realistic” world consist of, considering we’re talking about a world in which people magically control the four elements?

I understand liking Azula more than Katara, it’s a fact that Azula is cooler than Katara. The cold, calculating, girl general will always be cooler than motherly madame fussy breeches.

But cooler does not mean more powerful.

The simple fact is that, in the show, every single time Katara and Azula faced off, Katara won. Every. Single. Time. It’s not a matter of opinion, it’s just what happened.

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Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

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butchmachine

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

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me sneaking up behind someone in dishonored: don’t you fucking turn around you lil bitch

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duck emoji rates

my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10

i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird.  7/10

this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10

look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10

yuck. 2/10

ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10

this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10

a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10

i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10

this is a goose. 0/10

I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one

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flotorshi

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

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impuretale

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Someone link me to the last one p l e a s e

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luidilovins

SOMEONE LINK ME TO ALL OF THEM PLEASE

Link me too i nEED

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sxekhaos

This is uncomfortably accurate.

The only thing that can make me laugh about anxiety

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syllilith

I wish this wasn’t as hilariously accurate

Literally me at this moment, thanks to my good ol buddy anxietyyyy

I hate this because it is true

These i can relate to hahah

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folktaylor
Anonymous asked:

i had been on a few casual dates with this girl and we went back to my place yesterday and we were gonna yknow...fuck for the first time. anyway she takes off her shirt and it turns out she has a six pack (an honest to god could grate cheese on it six pack) and i was so surprised/turned on that i couldn't breathe and passed out, hit my head and she had to drive me to the er. i have 4 stitches. she's probably never gonna call me again lmao

this is my favorite story that anyone has EVER sent to me

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cinderfell

taliesin jaffe is still the most valid motherfucker on the planet and the proof is that time on talks machina when brian asked him if he considered himself somewhere between his dnd characters (morally) and taliesin said “that’s hot” and started giggling

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