peekaboo

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

this is literally the funniest comment this video could have

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

give her one

give her a cheeto.

Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that

wolf gently howling, rain pouring, thunder crashing. This is so dang soothing….

This is entirely my aesthetic

A Gentle Awoo <3

Calling out to their friends!

“I have made a deep dish pizza and there are bowls of mini pretzels come chill out at my cave for Wolf Games Night”

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

THIS IS SO PURE

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

Stand by this 100%

don’t 👏🏼 claim 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 know 👏🏼 hockey 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 know 👏🏼 who 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 is 👏🏼

I dont know who this is and i really dont give a fuck

Another child of privilege… grew up in white Andover, went to prep school, private college, an Uber liberal turd. Lives in Cohassett which is one of the most affluent towns in Massachusetts.

”Good for me, not good for thee.” - liberal motto

Watching this escalate has been fucking hilarious

Australian Open 2019: Serena Williams beats Eugenie Bouchard in second round

The Real Champion! And also a Mother ❤️

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

it’s where snacks belong

Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!

Sir, that’s my emotional support fanfic author.

The Green Dragontail butterflies

Best quality: his wiggles!

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

Anne Hathaway (Harpers Bazaar - November 2014)

#artemis turns up to a party she didnt even want to go to  #is the vibe im getting here

Ultimate warms

bisexual power move