i found peace

seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

bot generated accounts after seeing your dni list

[ID: a sad ant with a bindle, presumably originally from an ad for pest control.]

posts where the ID makes the joke funnier

sad ant with a bindle monday, folks💔

it is once again, despite everything, sad ant with a bindle monday

ah, it seems sad ant with a bindle monday is upon us yet again💔

SAD ANT WITH A BINDLE MONDAY HAS BEEN TERMINATED. PACK IT UP BOYS

pack it up, you say?

 Take your baby sister to work day 😌

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”

the fuck did they rescue, a persian panther

some of my most beloved chilchuck images. there are more.

That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

what are you talking about all of those were absolutely necessary

credit

i am deeply impressed how, given the chibification simplifies her already obscured facial features, sapphire's indignance still comes through loud and clear here

Source: Vinland Saga ヴィンランド･サガ

by Makoto Yukimura

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

Kerran uutena vuotena eräs rakas ystäväni istui melkein koko illan mun vanhempien kodassa lisäämässä puita nuotioon ja joka kerta ottaessaan uuden halon sanoi/lauloi "Niin hyvää puuta". Ainoa toinen asia mitä kuulin samalta tyypiltä kyseisten juhlien aikana oli "Naminamia", joka kerta hänen tehdessään uuden drinkin.

bottoms be like ‘this is my first time’

I hate this I hate tumblr I’m so upset I hate life I hate everything goodbye