The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove thst shit right now

If you need it spelled out for you, with the power of the internet people can find out a lot about you. Like a scary amount.

When I was about 17 I decided to test just how much you could find out about someone on the internet so I picked a random Twitter famous person and decided to see what I could find out about them. And with very little digging, just knowing their first and last name, their age, what city they live in, and what college they went to, I was able to find their full name, the full names of their parents, and their dad’s address, which I looked up on Google earth and saw that it looked exactly like pictures and videos that they had taken in front of their dad’s house.

All this I found as a person who had never tried doing this before in less than twenty minutes. And it freaked me out. A lot. I still live with guilt about doing that and haven’t tried doing it since but not everyone has the same morals that I do. Some people are willing to dig for more than twenty minutes. Some people are willing to make phone calls and go to where you work. And a lot of these people don’t have good intentions.

At least try to obscure some of your identity. At the very least don’t indicate what school you go to or what part of the city you live in and don’t post pics in front of peoples houses.

it was always kind of a weird, fun fact that Kim was like the only miraculous holder that was never chosen by Ladybug (Fu chose him, not her). and... now.... well........... yeah............

season 1 ladynoir hits different after derision

like okay derision itself only connects the incident to marinette’s behavior around adrien, but really it explains so much about her early relationship with chat noir too. like no wonder she doesn’t take his affections seriously until glaciator. no wonder she doesn’t consider him as a romantic option when she can’t know everything she needs to know about him. when he’s outwardly a punny over the top jokester. of course even his sincere gestures would be interpreted as silly flirting by her, because it’s safer to assume that all romantic overtures are a joke, no matter how serious the moment, because better to assume it means nothing than to be blindsided by a joke. and so it’s only when chat noir tells her as marinette that he loves ladybug, when it can’t possibly be a joke, that she’s able to accept his feelings are real. no wonder.

okay something I was thinking about yesterday was how Tomoe clearly wants Kagami and Adrien to be together because of status, right? Adrien is an adequate match for Kagami in terms of wealth and upraising?

I simply think it would be really funny if Kagami chose to date Felix instead and Tomoe couldn't even be mad because Felix is, if anything, more adequate than Adrien - more money, more status, he's even lined up for lordship in Britain. And he's a gentleman, too - he only does what is expected of him socially.

And she hates him so much but there's nothing she can do, no argument she can make, because he's - on every tangible level - perfect, just really really fucking annoying.

#I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING TODAY their dynamic is hilarious. tomoe acts like he's leading her to a bad path#& you check back on multiplication and it's like. aristocrat. child prodigy. 15 y/o graduate. knows multiple martial arts. horse girl#he's the poster image preppy rich boy but it's not about requirements for tomoe she just hates his annoying ass#season 5 is a masterpiece. truly

tumblr user felix fathom we shall have a summer wedding

reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

After the (Catgirl) Battle...

Fanfiction Prompt

Prompt by BlueStarOfTheSouth

After Gabriel has been defeated and all the Miraculouses have been recovered... there are some unfortunate repercussions to having such a public conflict in the information age. The existence of the Miraculous and the kwamis themselves have been exposed to an extent the old Guardians never could have imagined possible.

So Marinette leans into it.

The Miraculous must be hidden and protected, but the kwamis themselves are for the most part not vulnerable. With the public endorsement of Ladybug and Chat Noir, the equivalent of a cat cafe is opened in Paris where people can come and interact with the kwamis, run by several trusted civilians and funded by the son of Hawkmoth himself, an act to help the community heal. And the kwamis get what they have always wanted most - the chance to interact with humans and explore their world on an individual level.

Prompt by techRomancer

On a field trip to england, the class visits one of the largest cheese factories. One of the things that caught Adrien's interest is how the brand uses a black cat as the motif. When he decides to stock up on some camembert at Plagg's insistance, the clerk playfully asked if it was for his cat.

Adrien was caught off guard at the question and replied that it is, only to be whisked away by the staff afterwards. The town that they visited used to be the territory owned by the Dark Grimalkin and his decendants have been awaiting the return of the tiny god of destruction to their lands.

Prompt by divineballad

Pre-reveal Ladynoir are caught enjoying an honest-to-god wedding cake (four tiers, with lots of fancy decoration) and sharing slices with passersby, and rumors immediately abound that they ran off and got married. But then the next week, they've... got another one? And another one the next month???

And Alya is like "WHAT IS GOING ON??"

And Marinette tells her that couples that break up right before the ceremony for whatever reason have been calling them and donating the cake to the heroes of Paris, as payment for helping them avoid akumatization.

Prompt by @nomolosk

When Plagg meets Adrien, he can smell Duusu on him. Plagg knows exactly what that means - and it's not hard to figure out where the feather must be.

In this version of events, instead of trying to tell Adrien to disobey his father, Plagg tells him what the loopholes in Gabriel's orders are.

"He said you couldn't leave the press conference until it was over, but he never said you couldn't be the one to end it."

"He said you had to put on that outfit, but he didn't say you couldn't take it off again immediately after."

"He said he didn't want to hear the name Marinette, but you can still talk about Baker Girl." Et cetera

With Plagg's guidance, Gabriel's magical control over Adrien becomes essentially negligible, for the most part. Of course, still being Adrien's father, he still holds some sway in the boy's heart, but at least now Adrien is choosing whether to take Plagg up on those loopholes.

Alya thought it was gonna be a normal day, until Marinette walked into class in her pajamas, without her signature pigtails, and slammed her backpack into the desk. This was weird enough, until Adrien followed, also in his pajamas, no hair gel, and just kind of stumbled to his desk.

Everyone in class was stunned. They went to full confusion when Marinette announced, quite loudly, “I’m Ladybug, and Adrien and I have been caught in a one-day time loop for three years. We’ve run out of ideas so we’re gonna nap and you guys can wake us up if you find any solutions.”

After Hawkmoth is defeated, the other Miraculi go inactive.

There’s no warning. The Kwami didn’t know it was coming—they couldn’t warn anyone because it wasn’t precedented. So Chat Noir and Ladybug were caught completely off-guard.

They never revealed their identities.

Marinette is devastated. Chat Noir was such a massively important part of her life, and now he’s been ripped from her without even a goodbye. She’ll never know who he was, who his friends were. She’ll never hear his goofy puns again, never feel his lips on her knuckles, never hear “My Lady” again.

She posts on her official Twitter account about how much she misses him, how much she hates that she’ll never be able to contact him again, how much she wishes she could see him one last time.

He replies to her thread on his official account and tweets, “??? I’m right here, I’ll send you a DM”

Ladybug: Are you seeing anyone?

Chat: Uh...um-no. How come you wanna know are you trying to ask me out M'lady?

Ladybug: I think seeing a therapist might be good for you.

Ladybug: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Carapace: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Rena: Then you're poisonous. Jeez, Nino, learn to listen.

Chat: What if it bites itself and I die?

Carapace: That's voodoo.

Chat: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Viperion: That's correlation, not causation

Carapace: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?

Chat: That's kinky.

Ladybug: Oh. My. God.