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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3
This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.
Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3
This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.
happy pride to him
Gay broke sober king 🤴
The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
lol
But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.
every time a woman talks about getting cosmetic surgery lip fillers botox buccal fat removal PREVENTATIVE botox labiaplasty rhinoplasty any of the plastys i feel like i'm being sucked down a fucking storm gutter. it's so bleak and it's so grim and it's so profoundly upsetting. here's how to sleep so you don't get wrinkles! here's how to laugh and smile so you don't get wrinkles! here's this horrifically over involved skincare routine that you should start as a teenager to prevent any indication that you've lived a life free from the omnipresent fear of being observed and subsequently found lacking! you are empowering yourself by constantly placing every piece of your body into separately managed boxes of routines and standards! this should be your hobby! your body is not just for you! the world is entitled to dictate how you look and how you feel about yourself and the unattainable goals are always changing and you will never ever rest! but you should get more sleep! don't look old! look fresh! be fuckable! be cool! make this look low effort! don't be high maintenance! your earlobes are ugly! you're ugly! you're so beautiful! beauty is everything! beauty is worth! self consciousness is so unattractive! make the other women in your life feel inhuman for not sticking to the rules as well as you have! this is a sisterhood! this is a direct competition! kill the competition! support women! other women are doing it wrong! don't be like other women! be the best woman! we'll stop punishing the best woman! i'm going to be fucking sick on myself.
i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at
“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice.” -Kazuya Tsurumaki, assistant director/art director on Neon Genesis Evangelion
eva is literally fake deep
I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at
“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice.” -Kazuya Tsurumaki, assistant director/art director on Neon Genesis Evangelion
eva is literally fake deep
Scorcese’s Goncharov, the film that rattled the cage and shattered the confines of what a mafia thriller ‘should be’ — every cinephile and film critic worth their salt over the past half-century has watched it and painstakingly dissected every scene ¹, from the memorable shot of Goncharov’s silhouette slowly emerging from behind the Kremlin walls to the shocking turn of Katya’s ultimate betrayal, her expression masterfully contorting in a metamorphosis from feigned obliviousness to a sadistic smile. The film is a must-see ³, a scathing critique of the stereotypical and narrow-minded portrayal of Russians and Italians so typical to Hollywood and western media, as well as being emotionally touching and cloaking its intrinsic value in stunning cinematography.
What stupefies a number of first-time viewers, and truly places this artwork in the pantheon of the avant-garde, is the regular usage of fourth-wall breakdown throughout a variety of episodes, most notably prior to the scene of Goncharov’s death. Evoking Shakespearean tragedy once more ² , we see the crushed crime lord direct his gaze towards the lens and pose, in an almost accusatory tone, the futile question of whether ‘anyone would stoop low enough to save him yet’. The plea is cast into what may as well be a soundproof room as the gun goes off, and the audience realises with a creeping unease that we are a powerless voyeur, even worse, that by virtue of our presence and refusal to help, we express our unwavering support for the killer.
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¹ Namely Moments in Italian-American Cinema: From Little Caesar to Scorcese in From the Margin: Writings in Italian Americana (Robert Casillo, 1991)
² See Two Houses, Both Alive: The Interplay And Contrast Of Russian And Italian Crime Clans In Martin Scorcese’s Mafiosi Epic (Maksimillian Vittoli et al., 1986)
³𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗, 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚎 —𝚒𝚝’𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙶𝚘𝚍𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚟 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚜𝚜, 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎’𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚊-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-𝚛𝚘𝚟 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚗. 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝, 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖 𝚘𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎. 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚖 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶 𝚏𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚡 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛e
its almost that special season of the year where we get to see our spotify wrapped and normal people get to say things like "omg isnt it kind of funny that i listened to one song on repeat 4479 times this year" and the most pretentious people ontumblr get to say things like "your joke about your spotify wrapped has shown me you have no sense of self and will die within the year"
I thought we all left Spotify? You saying people lied and chose convenience over their own morality?
getting preached to about morality by an incest fanfiction writer
If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out
Sacheen Littlefeather has passed away on October 2nd 2022 . While people remember her for her acceptance speech on behalf of Marlon Brando, know that she also ended the media blackout of the Wounded Knee occupation, won an Emmy & co-founded the American Indian AIDS Institute of San Francisco.
Ngl this is kinda hilarious
Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."
OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article
Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right
every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.
i agree with gay dicks 420
“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead”
