fred likes to say tréasure

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

the only valid d&d experience

dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko players: right, jumanji costco

We can’t die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. FIREFLY 1x01: Serenity

The Autumnal Shambler, a reclusive, cryptid-like creature. Some would consider it the “cousin” of the Shambling Mound. 

The artwork used is by Cerra. Check out her page!

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universal gamer speak

DAN:  I’m gonna rock out with my cock out. And this girl’s gonna jam out with her clam out.

ARIN:  Ew…

DAN:  What you never heard that?

ARIN:  No that’s fucking disgusting.

DAN:  That’s not disgusting! It’s a form of jamming.

[ARIN sighs]

DAN:  It’s the beautiful female form.

ARIN:  Yeah but you can’t fucking call it a CLAM. That’s the most unattractive fucking term you could use.

DAN:  No! …..fish taco.

ARIN:  What if some girl came up to you and was just like [DAN:  Yeah] she was all fucking sexy and hot and stuff and you were like aw man I think this girl she’s the one you know [DAN:  Right, yeah] like aw man look at her like her body is so good [DAN:  Yeah] and like her face is really nice [DAN:  Right] and she talks to me well and then and then so that happens right [DAN:  Yeah] and then she comes up to you and she’s like aw baby and you’re like yeah call me that and she’s like do you wanna… lick MY CLAM?

DAN:  YEAH! Dude! I would be naked by the time she pronounced the M in clam!

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‘Tis the season!

@rainbow-draws @cinnamonsuga-r

@demonic-gizm-o

vinny_dies.mp4

theres the alola persi[kookaburra war cry] right? haha i seen this [inhale] hahahas [inhale] [coughing and then death]

Before you call Fallout 76 boring, stop and T.H.I.N.K 

T. odd  H. oward  I. s  N. ot  K. illable 

But you are