fortuitous moment on my dash

jelly

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day 651

Cloud, Sun, Star.

15 year work in progress. Artist in the background

Star and Snow.

Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby (1938) dir. Howard Hawks

me and my mutuals

Night ✨Gown

Just want to paint all the translucent things~

i can finally show off the Necromancer trench since theyre going into production now!

100% cotton twill outside, cotton printed lining inside, sizes s-3xl! the initial release will be limited but if they sell well theyll be back, with other designs too 🤍

okay (1) you guys are seriously making me go insane with all of the amazing things youre saying in the tags and

(2) i set up a listing on the shop site specifically so you can sign up for restock notifs! this way youll be emailed when the jacket is in :) ill be adding a proper size chart really soon too!

Custom Monica Ivena

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

being on hold with any benefits office means you enter the zone of "worlds crackliest classical music" and suffer for eternity.

"we are receiving a lot of calls at the moment, please hold to speak to an advisor."

*ten seconds of classical music that seems to have been recorded in a tin can twenty years ago*

"did you know you can also contact us online at government.hell?"

*ten seconds of classical music that seems to have been recorded in a tin can twenty years ago*

"we are receiving a lot of calls at the moment, please hold to speak to an advisor."

*ten seconds of classical music that seems to have been recorded in a tin can twenty years ago*

"did you know you can also contact us online at government.hell?"

*ten seconds of classical music that seems to have been recorded in a tin can twenty years ago*

and repeat until you're chewing drywall and ready to throw yourself down a well.

would you still love me if i was a worm? wait no sorry that’s stupid let me rephrase that would you still love me if I was of no value to you anymore? if I broke my vows by turning into someone you never agreed to be with if I suddenly couldn't be a wife couldn't be a mother if I couldn't clean the house and I couldn't put dinner on the table and couldn't have sex would you still love me? would I even be me, to you? do you love me or the things that I do? when wives get life threatening illnesses 1 in 5 husbands leave those don't seem like good odds so I'm just asking if I turned into a worm tomorrow and I could no longer provide you with anything at all, would the love remain? would you find a terrarium and fill it with mulch and keep me in the bedroom? would you spray me with water? would you keep me alive? would you throw me out onto the pavement? I think I would make you a house of popsicle sticks if you were a worm

kirburb on tiktok

people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

an older woman actually stopped me once and told me I must be a great cook because I was just throwing random vegetables in my cart based on price. she was like "gosh! I would need a recipe to know what to do with all of those!"

i do have a recipe. it's very simple:

ingredients: vegetable

step 1: throw it on the ground.

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

i couldn’t fucking resist

the classic returns!