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oversleeper underachiever

@glumglass / glumglass.tumblr.com

That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off. 28 he/him
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moghedien

It’s actually extremely alarming the way the definition of porn has changed in like culture war bullshit

Because at this point it’s not even just right wingers that are fear mongering about showing kids “hardcore porn. Like half the time I look at what they’re calling hardcore porn and it’s literally just nudity. Maybe slightly suggestive nudity at worst but definitely not any kind of sexual act going on. And half the time it’s like, a woman without a shirt on at worst, not even lower body nudity. Like sure not stuff for kids maybe, but the target audience for that isn’t minors and reactionaries are just acting like it is because it’s on the internet.

when just showing nipples is now considered “hardcore porn” by your favorite enlightened centrist YouTubers who “don’t care about politics,” I don’t know what to say except that you need to realize they’re at best ignorantly misleading you into becoming reactionary and at worst actively trying to make you reactionary by making you think that a kid accidentally seeing nipples is the same as intentionally showing a kid penetrative sex acts.

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coughloop

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

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memecucker

What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense

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soup-mother

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack

"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"

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jaguars

"but..."

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars

"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆

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fucked up that the home desktop computer went from something only niche hobbyist nerds or people with jobs that require them have to something every single household has and back to something only for niche hobbyist nerds or people with jobs that require them in the span of like 30 years

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flux-rad

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

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glorianas

a lot of YA and fantasy stuff has always been a little cringe and silly but at least it used to be cringe from the heart instead of designed in a lab to get teens on tiktok to use a certain sentence from it

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World Central Kitchen confirmed that seven of their workers have been killed by an IDF strike in Gaza. Israeli forces are deliberately killing these aid workers to cut the crucial supply of food for starving people in Gaza. Being in the frontlines of support for Palestinians comes with a dangerous target on their backs, not knowing if they will even make it out of Gaza alive. Meanwhile, mainstream news outlets are still committed to downplay everything and enable the language of genocide by covering up Israel. Say the attackers name. WHO KILLED THEM? NAME THE OPPRESSOR.

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Still upset that the can't have shit in Cincinnati meme got berenstain bearsd into Detroit as someone who lived in Cincinnati it deserves that recognition you really can't have shit there not even your own meme

Justice for the unfortunate souls still living in Cincinasty 💔

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trinketear
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Alright hear me out

You can just eat the spinach artichoke dip by itself with a spoon. The pigs can't stop you.

You're all just afraid of the truth

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renthony

You're RIGHT and you should say it

I am right

now imagine if you will the power of being able to eat the spoon too. some sort of edible utensil, perhaps made of a milled grain product toasted until it holds a convenient scooping shape

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