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full speed in the wrong direction

@lynne-monstr / lynne-monstr.tumblr.com

Fanfic writer. Gifsets. Vodka drinker.
Multifandom. Shadowhunters | The King's Avatar | The Untamed | Buffy | Leverage
Expect rabid multishipping, tag rambling, and the occasional liveblog when I'm not on the road for work.
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lynne-monstr

evil eyeliner yu wenzhou setting elaborate traps and getting increasingly aggravated when he keeps catching heroes who aren't hero huang shaotian. he's playing 4d chess with himself, trying to puzzle out if hero huang shaotian is doing it on purpose. maybe he's trying to escalate the situation, see how long it takes evil eyeliner yu wenzhou to turn himself into the heroes guild just to finally see him. (evil eyeliner yu wenzhou wouldn't really surrender himself of course, he's confident he could do it in a way that would let him escape. is that huang shaotian's plan? is this a test?)

or worse...is evil eyeliner yu wenzhou's fierce eyeliner losing its sharp edge? is he no longer holding huang shaotian's swift attention?

meanwhile hero huang shaotian is happily on his 3 weeks of vacation, playing video games and wondering if evil eyeliner yu wenzhou will miss him while he's not in the field. he's busy thinking up some new trash talk. a smart villain like evil eyeliner yu wenzhou deserves nothing but the best, after all.

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afincf-tirwer

Evil eyeliner ywz my beloved, he’s back!! I am picturing him with like seven assorted heroes in his traps who he refuses to free because Hst would get himself out of the traps, why can’t these guys? He is not impressed with the calibre of heroes he’s being sent and *no* he’s not just grumpy that hst is missing and hasn’t been around in a long time, shut up Jerry!

Hst peacefully jotting down another note for his trash talk speech he’s going to deliver to ywz once he’s back, unaware that he’s got like 17 emails from HQ telling him that ywz is holding his coworkers hostage (ywz is *not* holding them hostage, it’s not his fault they’re stuck). Ywz overthinking the relationship he’s developed with hst, I love it

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lynne-monstr

hero zhang xinjie pretending like he can't get out of the trap because watching evil eyeliner yu wenzhou be pathetic is too much fun. mentally, he's taking notes because hero han wenqing loves getting all the latest gossip, even if he'll never ever admit to it.

and now he has blackmail material on both hero huang shaotian and evil eyeliner yu wenzhou. hero zhang xinjie is winning. and also the lights in the makeshift prison go off promptly at 10pm every night. this is best, most relaxing vacation he's has ever taken.

meanwhile evil eyeliner yu wenzhou continues to get more and more frustrated the more heroes he collects. where is hero huang shaotian? doesn't he know he's supposed to get caught in the trap so he escape and they can go to evil brunch together.

at once point he pretends to turn his back on hero zhang xinjie in an effort to prompt him to finally escape. yu wenzhou knows he can, and evil brunch with zhang xinjie is an acceptable alternative, though there will be no erotic tying to chairs because that special treatment is reserved for hero huang shaotian only. but hero zhang xinjie just looks pointedly at his watch, as if 1pm isn't an acceptable time for evil brunch.

pfft, and people call yu wenzhou evil! at least he understands that evil brunch can take place any time until 3pm.

#afincf-tirwer#i continue to produce all rambles no fic#oops#evil eyeliner ywz#the king's avatar ramblings#rip ywz he's trying his best
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@afincf-tirwer replied to your post “the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of”:

Lynne this is hysterical, poor trainee Ywz sitting in his dorm room, contemplating how he got here

​rip yu wenzhou. sitting alone in his dorm room, staring sternly at his sweatpants-covered boner like. do you not realize we were being insulted? this is not arousing.

the only thing worse than the embarrassment of yelling at his stupid hard dick is how it twitches in his sweatpants in response

#afincf-tirwer#conversation#this topic is nsfw#degradation kink ywz my beloved#the king's avatar ramblings
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evil eyeliner yu wenzhou setting elaborate traps and getting increasingly aggravated when he keeps catching heroes who aren't hero huang shaotian. he's playing 4d chess with himself, trying to puzzle out if hero huang shaotian is doing it on purpose. maybe he's trying to escalate the situation, see how long it takes evil eyeliner yu wenzhou to turn himself into the heroes guild just to finally see him. (evil eyeliner yu wenzhou wouldn't really surrender himself of course, he's confident he could do it in a way that would let him escape. is that huang shaotian's plan? is this a test?)

or worse...is evil eyeliner yu wenzhou's fierce eyeliner losing its sharp edge? is he no longer holding huang shaotian's swift attention?

meanwhile hero huang shaotian is happily on his 3 weeks of vacation, playing video games and wondering if evil eyeliner yu wenzhou will miss him while he's not in the field. he's busy thinking up some new trash talk. a smart villain like evil eyeliner yu wenzhou deserves nothing but the best, after all.

#the king's avatar ramblings#evil eyeliner ywz#so many rambles so little fic lol
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transfemininomenon

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

#i do this every once in a while and it's great#actually i did it on monday#i woke up and was meh about working so i took off sick#and went to solo brunch#and sat on my balcony and read and had a chill day#it was great#my occasional mental health days are load bearing#and tbh it's one of the reasons i'm stil at this job despite the salary#they have a 'take as much as you want' vacation policy. which is usually a scam but#my direct maanger is someone i've wormed with for 15 years and is a genuinely good guy#i've never had an issue with any of the vacation i take. and last year i took 8 weeeks#if this guy ever retires and someone shitty replaces him lol that might be my cue to start job hunting
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