“shit i’ve said in dnd“ starters

❛  my urge to somersault, it’s no longer.  ❜ ❛  are ghosts scarier than statues?  who’s to say.  ❜ ❛  oh my god, are we about to invent the fucking YMCA?  ❜ ❛  OH WE FIGHTIN’. OH WE SCARED!  ❜ ❛  oh, is it 4/20 already?  ❜     ❛  i would like to open the buttflap.  ❜ ❛  fucking loser holding hands by himself.  ❜ ❛  are you gonna make your hands explode?  ❜ ❛  wanna help me carve this bitch? ❜ ❛  you paid with teeth?  ❜ ❛  i got pockets full of kid teeth!  ❜ ❛  you’re on a nickname basis with fred from scooby-doo?  ❜ ❛  — and his uncle, bobby flay.  ❜ ❛  man,  that shrimps. ❜ ❛  blink twice if you’re in danger. ❜ ❛  i gave you a choice between 1 and 10 and half of you fucked it up!  ❜ ❛  are you gonna be a horse this time,  or … ?  ❜ ❛  have you ever seen a human being explode?  ❜ ❛  what a weird, sexy thing to say to me.  ❜ ❛  ( name ), you’re … an idiot!  and a fool!  and a horrible older ( brother / sister / sibling )!  ❜ ❛  i think it’s pretty obvious i was trying to impress somebody.  ❜ ❛  i’m marinating in here.  ❜ ❛  so ( he’s / she’s / they’re ) eating the tupperware,  but not the food inside it?  ❜ ❛  correct.  ❜ ❛  the peel is harder than i expected, but it’s not horrible.  ❜ ❛  oh, you made boy seeds!  ❜ ❛  you guys love my boy seeds, don’t lie.  ❜ ❛  those are my udders, dude.  ❜ ❛  you only peed yourself a lot.  ❜ ❛  all of you, fight me.  ❜ ❛  that’s your wiggly little buddy, man!  ❜ ❛  so there’s no rocks i can talk to and die with?  ❜ ❛  cucked ten different ways.  ❜ ❛  if you can’t nut up, you’re gonna be the first to die.  ❜ ❛  losersayswhat?  ❜ ❛  all i want to do is play with this dog. and also kill ( name ).  ❜ ❛  did you take my fucking broom, bitch?  did you take my fucking broom!?  ❜

“You look mean” bitch I am. Move.

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• 10ft vertical leap

* Find your bladder with all four feet at once

the amount of people who legit thought that aizawa lived at the school prior to the dorms is….. really fucking….. because like /i get it/ but what’s even funnier is that there’s a smash comic that says aizawa lives in a fucking house somewhere

and not only does he live in a house, but he apparently doesn’t often sleep there because he literally thinks that sleeping in a bush next to a highway is easier than going back home after a patrol

so now i guess he lives in the teacher dorms with all the other teachers but if you ask me, the idea that aizawa may or may not have owned a house is really fucking funny. 

 garbage man who rolls around in a sleeping bag and doesnt shave may have been a homeowner

When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

Can we PLEASE just talk about how HOT Aizawa is in this panel??

Like??? OMG???

I just wanna point out something about this scene:

Aizawa sits on Dabi and smashes his face into the ground as well as discusses how he’ll break each of his limbs one-by-one.

He’s repeating what Nomu did to him at the USJ and it just kind of reaffirms my headcanon that he’s still traumatized/upset by it. Like…poor Shouta

already did some art like this but whenever i’m having a shitty time i Need To Draw Eyes

I love this superpower so much

@aizawas-dream

Fuck you

All for none

None for all

@erasquirk

Aizawa = mothman

Pass it on

✔️ Red eyes

✔️ Wears all black

✔️ Sits ominously on top of buildings

✔️ Tired

✔️ Good at snatching people

✔️ Doesn’t like being visible in media

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

problem child and his dad