everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

One iced latte with low-fat #bridget guilty gear milk, please.

i named my son pyromancy flame +15

WE WON!

women are always saying this about me

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: