Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

me, drunk as hell off of wine….thinking about all the musty white feet, with unclipped toes,….that stomped on them grapes:

Lmfaoooo omg 😂

See….I don’t need this image.

BUT YOU WILL

This is why I stayed away from wine for a long time

/\ shit… I’m honestly trying

the image was unnecessary 😫

it was necessary. vegans don’t drink wine if it’s not vegan,…we need to vet our wine similarly 😂I won’t allow white-foot molecules get to my head anymore….STAY woke

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

Run it🗣

Please work

please I’m poor

gas is expensive please tell me i get to have some more money soon. im so broke

bitch where me money

Needing all the help I can get right now

I found $71 I misplaced, so uh. Maybe it works

It already came ❤️

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant as does anyone know what the children are supposed to represent?

what a beautiful family

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

Hi

Wtf why does this work???

Please Money Susie, I need yer cash

Don’t underestimate the money susie

Money susie!

I always say don’t knock it till you try it

Im just gonna place this right here .

Note: hard times include things like busy schedules, deaths in the family, miscommunications, growing pains, a partner losing a job, struggles with just growing as people and a couple, etc. Getting through hard times isn’t “this person keeps mistreating me but it’s just hard times so I’ll stay.”

What is not considered a hard time: Verbal abuse Physical abuse Emotional abuse Spiritual abuse Cheating Lying Buffoonery Tomfoolery

Good clarification

Let them know!

what love is: work 

what love is not: constant pain bc the other person doesnt give half an asscheek about you 

I feel like this post came at a good time to smack me in the face.

RELEVANT 

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

THIS IS????? GAY?????? ??????

Yeah….I see why they’re in therapy

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

Same energy 

awwwwwww

ctto

i’m only allowed 12 more seconds of video to post today so i thought i’d use those seconds wisely. also, where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide