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      she was a tiny bit skeptical on whether he meant dessert as in food dessert or a little something else? either way she wouldn’t mind it as long as she got her sweets beforehand. “I guess that wouldn’t be much of a problem. you really expect me to behave so well for you anyway? you’re telling that to the wrong girl.” she smirked.

Bman snickered and snaked an arm around her shoulders, grinning that toothy smirk of his.

“That’s somethin’ I love about ya, Stockin’... you always bring out my fun side,” One man’s fun was another’s funeral, but if she could handle monsters she could probably withstand Bman.

“Shall we then?~”

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[ ✯ ] – Sora’s eyes widened at that before he started bouncing on his toes. “w-wa-waιт, yeaн? yeaн! we can do ιт? we can ѕтarт plannιng a weddιng? oнннн we need тo geт вandѕ…and an acтυal engageмenт rιng ѕιnce yoυ υѕed a paopυ ғrυιт and…тнoѕe go вad…ѕo…oн мy goodneѕѕ we woυld нave тo caтer, and renт тυхeѕ, and plan everyтнιng down вy тнe вeacн!”

There he goes, he’s already rambling about what needed to be done. “we can wrιтe oυr own vowѕ…and ғιnd ѕoмeone wнo can мarry υѕ! oн мy goodneѕѕ, woυld yoυ вe oĸay wιтн leιѕ ғor тнe weddιng, ѕιnce тнaт'ѕ ѕυper ιѕlander? oн мan…тнere woυld вe ѕo мυcн worĸ!”

Sora looked up towards Ben before smiling. He leaned up and kissed the other. “тo вe нoneѕт, тнoυgн…ιт woυld вe worтн ιт.”

Actually, maybe Bman was over his head. Sure he’s engaged to a few others off world, but hearing all this preparation and shit to do was kinda... overwhelming, oddly enough.

He didn’t even know where to begin with it all, but it was Sora’s last comment that made everything seem that much more bearable.

“Yeah, it totally will,” Bman kisses his boyfriend’s forehead... but he was more like a fiancé now, wasn’t he? “Cuz you’re worth it, Sora.”

Welp that didn’t last long. Worth a shot, for shits and giggles.

“Ya can’t blame a guy for tryin’ though~”

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[ ✯ ] – “elopιng? oн, no no no! ι wanт a вιιιιιιg weddιng! on тнe вeacн! ι wanт everyтнιng тo вe вeaυтιғυl. ι wanт…ι wanт wнιтe тυхeѕ! and paѕтel ғlowerѕ! and eхcнangιng vowѕ aѕ тнe ѕυn ѕeтѕ and нavιng a parтy aт nιgнт! ι wanт…ι wanт everyтнιng тo вe вeaυтιғυl! ι wanт everyone тo ĸnow тнaт ι goт мarrιed тo yoυ!” Sora spoke up.

“ι тнιnĸ ιт woυld вe вeaυтιғυl, нoneѕтly. don'т yoυ agree? we coυld нave, lιĸe, тнe нoneyмoon aғтerwardѕ…or ѕoмeтнιng lιĸe тнaт.” Sora added, musing to himself.

He was already preparing a teasing remark with sexual undertones, but as Sora went on with the details, the more Bman just honestly wanted to experience all of that with him.

“That... sounds pretty nice, actually,” He admitted, hands at Sora’s waist as he thought about it more, “All of it. Let’s start doing it, Sora, I want you to be my husband...~”

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[ ✯ ] – Sora looked down before smiling into his hands, trying to hide the blush that came right to his face. “вeeeeeen!” he wailed before placing his forehead against Ben’s chest.

“тнaт мade мe вlυυυυυυѕн!”

“Well good, that’s what I wanted ta happen,” A snicker with gusto, bordering a quick cackle escaped those kissable lips of his.

“So you wanna go elope under your master’s nose? Hm? Fuck, I think I’m rubbing off on you more than I thought...~” He teased, wondering what Yen Sid’s face would look like in general, let alone one completely blown off.

“I’ll mail your king that we’ll be fuckin’ on honeymoon~”

[ ✯ ] – “…now ι jυѕт wanna geт мarrιed.”

“You rang, Mr. Allstaria?~”

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        “holy shit!” stocking gasped at the sight of the bundle of cash in his hands and what especially caught her attention were the Heavens he held. “you found a fucking ghost too?! damn I need those!” she was almost about to reach and grab them, but that would probably be a way out of the deal too.

      “ngh…f-fine! I’ll…behave on our little date.” she grumbled. “so, what are we gonna do first?”

“Ya don’t gotta behave too much, angel~” Bman told her and put the money back in his jeans.

“I was thinkin’ we could catch a movie, get some food... and dessert,” He made sure that was a point, to keep her attention, “Then I dunno... see where the date takes us?~”

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      stocking couldn’t help but to snicker, checking out his work still burning down in the distance with people in full chaos. yep, still up to no good and that was how she liked it.~

       at his mention of an appetite, she wondered if he referred to sexual pleasures or actual food–honestly she wouldn’t mind either (preferably sweets more) “sure, as long as YOU’RE paying~ I’m sure you snagged a bit of cash back there too so don’t lie.”

Bman had his mouth open to lie, but found himself chuckling instead. Man, she really had him figured out... but in a good way. He dug a hand into his denim pocket and flashed some fat cash.

“Alright, ya got me. But if you’re extra nice for our date, I’ll give ya these crazy coins I found killin’ stuff,” A flash of a Heaven glimmered between his fingers. With how pyromanic he was, 

it wasn’t too much of a stretch that he’d fry a ghost in his path. He was far from any normal human. But, he’d probably give it to her anyways, if he remembered.

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        “as you can see, I’ve already been doing fine without you. buuut I guess it’s always good to have company with you. been causing trouble? burning down some cities?” 

Bman nodded and threw his thumb over his shoulder, pointing back to the next city over. You could still see the rising smoke from the skyline. Definitely his doing.

“Was over at some Oten City before comin’ here. Place burned up real good, enough to work up an appetite,” Sexual appetite or an actual appetite was up to her to decide, but it could probably be both.

“Wanna help with my hunger, angel?~”

      “well, well! if it isn’t our infamous hothead again! thought me or my whore sister had scared you away…”

“Yeah right, ya can’t get rid of me that easy,” A familiar snicker escaped his lips, “You know ya missed me anyways, hot lips~”

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[ ✯ ] – The brunet blinked, looking down towards the rather large paopu fruit, taking it when it was handed to him by Ben. He listened to the other, reciting the tale of the fruit in his hands. Well, yeah, it was made to connect destinies. In fact, it was Sora who told him that story. Sora blinked, head tilted to the side.

It was then when Ben’s mumble about getting something…else…finally hit him like a sack of bricks to the gut.

Wait, was Ben…proposing? Sora and Ben had been together for years, practically, so it wasn’t like they were getting married right away after dating, after all. Sora looked up towards Ben, thoughts swarming around his head, quite foggy.

“тнιѕ…тнιѕ ιѕ…are yoυ…propoѕιng тo мe?” Sora finally choked out, trying to hide back sobs. Oh God. Sora was about to cry. Sora looked towards the paopu fruit before looking back up towards Ben, leaping towards him, and hugging him around the back of the neck. “yeѕ! yeѕ, вen. ι proмιѕe тo alwayѕ вe вy yoυr ѕιde.”

“... y-yeah,” He admitted it alright, and the grin on his face threatened to split his mouth in two from how happy he was hearing Sora’s answer.

“Oh Sora, thanks... thank you, ohh fuck yeah!”

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[ ✯ ] – Sora’s eyes widened as the other’s jacket burst into flames. Oh, yeah. Ben could do that, couldn’t he? Sora looked towards Ben, narrowing his eyes. I said just let him go, you dope. Sora thought to himself before looking back towards Akuto, who was running like high-Hell towards what he could only assume was the beach where there was water.

When he could feel Ben relax, Sora turned towards him. “нey, ιт'ѕ all rιgнт, вee. leт'ѕ jυѕт нead oғғ. ѕo…υн…wнaт'ѕ тнe ѕυrprιѕe тнaт yoυ wanтed тo ѕнow мe?” Sora asked. He really hoped that he could deter the conversation to something else. Sure, it was selfish to ask where his surprise was, but Sora was really, really hoping that it would work.

“....”

The hero for hire presented Sora with his surprise, which was... a Paopu Fruit. It was on the bigger side with two leaves still on it. Despite his Rage Mode moments before, it was unharmed.

“I’ve been told that...” He started, giving the fruit to Sora, “That whoever shares a Paopu Fruit will have their destiny’s spun together... no matter how far they’ve been or how long w-whatever happens so...”

His face was red, but it wasn’t from his earlier freak out. It was a blush, his heart beating fast.

“I-If it’s not much, I can buy you a-an actual, uh...”

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[ ✯ ] – When was the last time Sora had seen Ben be engulfed in flames like this? It was hard to tell, actually. Sora ran off towards the flaming boy though as soon as he was let go. “нello, вee. тнιѕ gυy ѕayѕ тнaт yoυ вυrned down an orpнan вυιldιng вecaυѕe yoυ dιdn'т geт payмenт ғroм тнeм. ι тнιnĸ тнere'ѕ ѕoмeтнιng wrong wιтн тнaт ѕтory, don'т yoυ agree?” Sora spoke, standing close to Ben with a raised eyebrow, a tilted upwards chin, and a shit-eating smirk on his face.

“ιт'ѕ alмoѕт lιĸe нe wanтѕ тo мaĸe yoυ looĸ вad. wнaт a ѕweeт, ѕweeт ғrιend oғ yoυrѕ, вee. мayвe we ѕнoυld тeacн нιм ѕoмe мannerѕ, don'т yoυ тнιnĸ?” Sora spoke, crossing his arms over his chest. “or ѕнoυld we leт нιм rυn wιтн нιѕ тaιl тυcĸed вeтween нιѕ legѕ? тo вe ғaιr, ιт looĸѕ lιĸe нe'ѕ aвoυт тo do тнaт, anyway.” Sora spoke, that last sentence removing Sora’s cocky attitude. He looked towards Ben, placing a hand upon Ben’s shoulder, doing his best to ignore the burning flame that hurt a lot.

“c'мon, вee. leт'ѕ jυѕт go…нe'ѕ aвoυт тo нead oғғ, anyway.” Sora spoke, motioning behind him with his thumb, hinting that they could probably leave now if they wanted to.

Akuto’s eyes shifted between the two, legs quivering as Bman’s glare intensified... and then the purple fluff on Akuto’s coat suddenly caught fire. Bman’s glare darkened and the fire started to spread.

Crying out and panicking, Akuto finally turned tail and sped off into the distance, as Bman roared after him, about to follow and slaughter him on the spot but...

The flames on his body started to fade, noticing Sora’s hand on his shoulder. Rage Mode would soon vanish from his system, Bman breathing heavy to attempt containing himself.

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[ ✯ ] – Sora watched the other backflip over him, and didn’t have much time to react before being grabbed onto. He was pulled towards Akuto, and Sora just wasn’t having it. “ι don'т тнι–”

Sora didn’t have time to finish his sentence. He could hear Ben scream, and Sora sighed before pointing towards Akuto. “нey, coυld yoυ reмove yoυr "cнιldнood ғrιend” oғғ oғ мe, pleaѕe? нe'ѕ ĸιnda graввy.“ Sora spoke, trying to wiggle out of Akuto’s grasp.

"oн. нe called yoυ вιтcнмan and a ғlaмιng ғreaĸ ѕнow…ιғ тнaт нelpѕ.” Sora spoke, a small smirk on his face.

“W-w-what?!” Akuto paled considerably, releasing Sora as Bman’s body started to steam and burn, eyes deadset on Akuto.

“FRIEND?!” Anger resonated in his tone, taking a step forward and cracking the ground under his stomp.

“H-hey buddy, I was... w-we were just havin’ some fun, y-you know...” Akuto was a loss for words, shaking as he took some steps back, “M-maybe we can share or...?”

The idea of sharing Sora with that self-centered motherfucker triggered Rage Mode. Akuto screamed like a girl.

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[ ✯ ] – Oh yeah, Sora wasn’t having this. His eyes narrowed before he took a step back as the other moved towards him, his wrists crossing over his stomach to look meek. Sora was going to use his cute look to catch the other off guard. Poor, defenseless, 5’6’’ boy with a face that could only be described as innocent. Yeah, Sora was going to play that card.

Bitchman. That made Sora’s body, well…burn. He didn’t growl at it, but he sure was tempted. “ι υн…ι тнιnĸ ι'м goιng тo вe тнe one вreaĸιng yoυr нearт, нere. ι don'т wanт тo daтe yoυ, aĸυтo. ι'м ѕorry.” Sora spoke, shaking his head.

“Ohhh I see how it is, OK, OK...” He turned to walk away, slowly before he crouched and backflipped clean over Sora, landing behind him within grabbing range.

The blonde’s hand reached out to grab Sora, pulling him close, “I’m the only heartbreaker out here, and I’m not gonna be one-upped by that Raging flamer of a freakshow! We don’t have to date, we’ll just keep up appearances for the fans, I’ll pay ya...”

“... THE FUCK THIS THIS?!” Oh hey, Bman was back though, prompting a fearful squeal from Akuto.