When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

i definitely needed this.

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

Obama: No.1 Shawol and Taemint

full offense but SHINee is made up of vocal powerhouses and entertainment professionals,, everything they do is Good Content™ but on another level  

listening to sufjan stevens. think i’m gonna turn into a river later.

You know what’s a million times more exciting than a random plot twist that comes out of nowhere? A plot twist that was foreshadowed by things you didn’t realize were foreshadowing at first. Nothing makes me go absolutely bananas like the feeling of “oh FUCK…[seemingly unrelated thing] WAS FORESHADOWING”

Look, it makes sense if you’ve read the books.

You want to be like me? If you come with me, you’ll die here. Game of Thrones S08E05 “The Bells”

What you missed on 8x05 of Game of Thrones

please discuss ☕

matteo: kisses david’s stomach in a shot that clearly shows his binder

me:

fellow tony stans i’m letting it be known we moving on from ‘the only reason your fave is in the mcu is because of tony stark’ to ‘the only reason your fave is alive is because of tony stark’ yall thought we were annoying before?? yall thought we overused something before?? we got the Ultimate ultimate bragging rights now. say thank you tony stark!

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been ride or die for Pepper “You made a potentially FATAL accounting mistake you bloody imbecile no I will not calm down” Potts for years now, but Endgame did her character so much (long overdue) justice:

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1. “Pepper hates anything and everything that has to do with Iron Man and wants him to live out the rest of his days as a hermit in the mountains because she’s Abusive™ like that”

Meanwhile, Endgame: *literally has Pepper say on screen that she doesn’t want Tony to stop what he’s doing, no matter what it may mean for their family* lmao you were saying

2. Just. Her entrance as Rescue, one fist on the ground in classic iron man pose, helmet slowly coming off to reveal her borderline murderous expression. 12/10 instant Nut.

3. She knew how to operate the armour smoothly (as compared to her mega failure of an attempt in iron man 3) which could only mean one thing: she’s beEN PRACTICING. SHE’S BEEN PRACTICING HOW TO OPERATE THE ARMOUR, HOW TO FIGHT IN IT. I’m so PROUD. Virginia Potts (Stark?) does not show up to anything unprepared, be it a board meeting or a battle for the universe, thank you very much.

4. (Which was another classic “lmao you were saying” moment, see point 1)

5. Honestly? Pepper merely showing up to fight is HUGE in itself. She has a very young daughter who needs at least one parent. And yet, despite knowing full well that either one (or both) of them might not make it out alive, she decided to fight right alongside Tony anyway, in what could potentially be a lethal battle.

6. It might not seem like much (hell, one child Vs the whole universe. No brainer, right?) But for a parent to say “Fuck it, my child will manage, this war needs me” is intense and courageous beyond measure and I need her bravery acknowledged right now immediately.

7. Tony, heroic as he was, was literally iron man. God knows I love him and his resolve to sacrifice everything for the greater good, but at this point it’s almost expected. He’s a superhero. It’s what he does. He knows he was sorely needed.

Pepper, on the other hand? She could have left the battle to the pros. Stayed back to ensure Morgan grows up with at least one parent. But she dropped everything she loved to join the war simply because she could. (Do we stan? Goddamn right we do)

8. And the best part? The war did need her. Her presence, her will to recognise and fight for what’s important, those badass repulsor beams. Hell, even saved Peter from getting smushed at one point. She made an actual, palpable difference.

9. Slightly off topic but like. have you Seen how goddamn adorable Morgan Stark is… Full disclosure I for one would have had major trouble choosing between either a) staying home and devouring juice pops with her or b) possibly killing myself on a battlefield.

10. “Pepper is selfish and doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings but her own!!” See points 5 to 8 thx bye

11. Pepper and Tony fighting in tandem, giving us a beautiful, downright brilliant metaphor about how they always (and in this case, literally) have each other’s backs? Poetic-goddamn-cinema.jpg

12. Ohohohohoho as if that one scene where all the female superheroes showed up to back Carol wasn’t enough (which, by the way, also instant freaking Nut), Pepper showed up right beside them, ready to defend Carol. Like. Move over lmao Pepper Potts is a badass on the same ranks as the other Marvel women, marvel said so themselves.

13. Anyone who still (for reasons I can’t begin to understand) claims that Pepper is somehow inferior to any of the other Marvel women can pack their ignorance into a tiny little bag and walk right out the door, thanks. I don’t make the rules sorry (Marvel does, though. And Marvel says you’re invalid)

14. Staying strong for Tony’s sake while he breathed his last, despite her own obvious devastation. Assuring him repeatedly that his two favourite girls would be just fine on their own. Swallowing the panic she was no doubt feeling to let her husband go in peace.

15. Breaking down only after she knew he was gone for good, so that the last thing he would see was her smiling face, the last thing he would hear was her telling him he’d accomplished just what he’d set out to do. That the universe was safe now (for Morgan, for Peter, for trillions everywhere), and that he could rest peacefully at last.

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Just. Pepper fucking Potts, man

Being her best, most badass self.

Having everyone in the theatre collectively lose their damn minds as soon as she showed up on the battlefield.

I couldn’t possibly have asked for more.

I have never been a Pepper Potts’ stan but damn, Endgame really changed that.

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

The one without Iron Man

Iron Man’s dad’s Friend

Iron Man: Avengers

Iron Man 3

Iron Man’s Friend goes Rouge

The sequel of the one without Iron Man

Iron Man: Age of Ultron

Iron Man if he were a Working Class Dork

Iron Man if he were a Doctor

Iron Man if he were in Space

Iron Man: Civil War

Iron Dad

Iron Man’s Clothes and Quinjet in Space

Black Panther

Iron Man was Right part 1

Iron Man and the Wasp

Iron Man’s Best Girl Friend

Iron Man was Right part 2

You forgot Iron Man’s Future Green Friend 😂 - otherwise this is excellent.