waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

Fungi are truly the nearst thing to immortality we have on this planet

serving gunt

Seeing people choose jazz and call it boring is horrifying...y'all have been listening to smooth jazz for too long you haven't experienced the pure chaos of the good shit. The dissonant chords, "odd" time signatures, syncopations on syncopations...Jazz is so full of life and love and energy oh my god

Shadow the hedgehog and his cat

dating-type app but instead of matching for romance it connects writers/artists+ who don't want to do research with autistic people with the appropriate special interest

the creators get the needed information without needing to filter out filler and translate technical jargon, and the autistic person gets someone who's willing to listen to their infodumps. what is there to lose

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

Or what you are going to be a genius about.

You have a big work project?

Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

there is a beast of some sorts in my askbox

god I miss anime conventions

Item: mixed box of knives and porn

beother i wasnt even a zygote do you think theyve got wifi in thefucking ether