I'm Going To Break Into Your House and Trans Your Gender.

Aldora: I think I'm immune to many things. Maybe even death.

Lawson: Orange Juice is a sandwich. Do not debate me.

Aldora: OK. Is the glass the bread?

Lawson: The glass is the bread, Al.

Aldora: But then wouldn't it be a salad until it tipped over and then it would be a sandwich?

Lawson: I see the error of my previous statement. Orange Juice is a salad.

Baonn: Is there something wrong with me?

Aldora: Yeah.

Baonn: Okay. Just confirming.

Baonn: You have a very lovely home, Lawson.

Lawson: Thank you. Thank you, Baonn.

Baonn: Auden, you could probably do better.

Auden: You motherfucker.

Baonn: Can I… Do you have anything in your pockets?

Auden: You reach in my pockets, you lose the hand.

Baonn (wearing safety goggles): Are these mandatory?

Auden: The goggles are there for your own protection... Of course they're not mandatory.

Baonn: Okay good *tosses the goggles* These are gonna slow me down

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

Hey

Uh oh!!

Baonn: He’s the kind of pretty that pisses you off for being attracted to him.

Lawson: I'm not stupid, just sleepy. There's a difference.

Grandma Agathe: That's another story. I'll tell you when you're... oh, 70?

Aldora: I'll be here, grandma.

Grandma Agathe: So will I, dear, so will I.

Lawson: Saw Baonn chug 3/4 of a bottle of hand sanitizer today. It wasn’t a small bottle

Lawson: I’ve also seen this guy eat clay and small pieces of latex glove. He fascinates, inspires, and terrifies me in equal measure

Lawson: Aldora’s running theory is that he’s a cryptid

Aldora: Uh, Lawson. Explain to us again what we're doing here?

Lawson: We're going to put on a big performance using the 3 P's

Lawson: Paintings

Lawson: Poetry

Lawson: Pmusic

Auden: You mean... music? So, 2 P's and an m?

Lawson: However you wanna see it!

Aldora: name one thing that hurts worse than a chainsaw.

Lawson: self-doubt.

Auden: wood chipper.

Aldora: Auden, you’re giving no insight into your thought process.

Deorwine: Yeah you’re just drawing silently

Aldora: Like that’s cool, but I would love answers, but you know only if you want.

Auden: Here’s the thing; I don’t have answers.

Auden: Baonn said “I want your blood,” but then he just stole 30 bucks.

Deorwine: We were gonna do my idea, but I came up with another one so-

Lawson: Wow, Deorwine. Does your ren let you have 2 ideas?

Deorwine: I'm an only child, I'm allowed to more than 1 idea

Baonn: My moms never let me have an idea

Auden: We have ideas at home!