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Vampy loves aliens

@vampylovesaliens / vampylovesaliens.tumblr.com

nyello. 30+ she/her/they. expect to see lots of stupid OC things here and at least LINKS to the full view of things tumblr is too fragile for these days.
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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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tumblgang
  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
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skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Oh I’m not risking it! I’ve seen Holes and know the risks!

Keep those yellow spotted lizards away from me!!!

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firegal19

Don’t know who this girl is. Don’t care. I’ma reblog this before something bad happens

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callisposts

I love myself and my family way too much for me to just scroll past this

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mayhem-moth

OOHHHHH THAT LADY ALR

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mersinia

I’m not sure who this is but I’m also kinda scared so reblogging to not fail my 2 exams

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quick and ugly of a quick and ugly boy, depicted here as grown more than he currently is in my canon--

this is Gren'zka, the trueborn offspring (very unexpectedly) of Frost and Rook. Understandably his double-hybrid status is a matter of some great confusion and uncertainty

despite his appearance though he's very much a typical pup. he is mostly-blind, but he takes after his mother with his extra senses

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animentality

Guys, I don't know how to explain to you that you can scream and cry and rage and support censorship of creative works, but it will not stop people from jerking off to Mario x Luigi porn.

Or making it.

Like I'm sorry you feel uncomfortable, but life tends to be very uncomfortable.

It might disturb you to think of Nasty ships that other people like...so stop thinking about them.

Let other people be nasty with each other in their own little segregated sicko communities if they want. How is that your business?

All these pricks, saying ban ao3, take down ao3, it has weird porn on it.

How about you mind your own fucking business and stay in your lane

I think about the most infamous slash ship of all time, Kirk x Spock, and how slash was actually an arrestable offense, and female fans of star trek used to have to spread that shit in private.

You people are the same.

Censor all LGBT art, because it's morally evil!

Anything that is not between a man and a woman is heresy!

This ship is incestuous or celebrates power imbalances or is abusive-

So??

Don't ship it. Don't seek out content for it.

Stop jerking off to it in private and condemning it publicly.

What are you, a republican?

Fuck you, fuck your censorship, and even if you banned all questionable content tomorrow, you'd still have people writing and drawing wincest.

Get the fuck over it. Stop using the internet if you're terrified of seeing weird shit.

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Sha'de-zen

a skilled, secretive huntress, she was raised with the singular focus of serving the Prime Council as an operative, her eyes and ears dedicated to their beck and call.

even when a bad mission in her youth led to the death of her mentor and her own subsequent capture, she remained dutifully loyal and went on to continue her job when she killed and escaped from her captors' possession.

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hey so does everyone else see the literal human porn in the Tumblr Live thumbnails or is it just me

gods forbid i draw a fucking titty though

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get this fucking clown off my dash i hate One Piece and i HATE CLOWNS

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another day, another 10 spambots to report, hooouughhhhh

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