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Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

ORIGAMI STEVE and CURSING JERRY (mbmbam animation)

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

Resistbot on Twitter:

“Stay the f— at home.”

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?

thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn

the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing

“sit the FUCK down legolas”

“gondor needs no fucking king”

“and my fucking axe”

put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t

“you’re fucking late”

“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”

“fly, you fucks!”

“we had one, yes but what about the fucking second breakfast.”

“YOU SHALL NOT FUCKING PASS”

“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he fucking means to.”

@thank-krios @shambhalala

Best Dutch and Arthur impersonators! 

original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEdjnCDoaxk&t=455s

Dutch knows how to be C̩̝̘͚̮͙̳̍͂ͫ͌̅̇A̱͓̟̋́L̴̳͛̏̉ͧ̿̇M̶̥͐ͧͣ̐͌̎ ͓͖͇͓͍̈́̐͠

Arthur’s reaction at Aberdeen Pig Farm was pure gold. 

Pepperony Week 2018:

+Bonus:

When you find the perfect fanfic and you read two lines and realizes it’s in 1st person POV

two lines??? as soon as i see “I” i’m clicking out

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

You own a tree. She got confused. Give her a break.

This ☝️😂

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

I have to reblog this

yES

Just feel like I need to re-introduce everyone to these wholesome behind the scenes- feel free to add:

And my personal favourite: