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Swarms of Owls

@severalowls / severalowls.tumblr.com

We must provide universal access to soup. 31 - She/Her - Scotland Discord: Cerebulon#7389
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Hi, I’m [real names are for squares], elsewhere known as Cerebulon.

My main scoop and thing I’ve poured my heart into for like 5 years now is as Head of Lore over on Polaris, an LGBT+ friendly, heavy roleplaying Space Station 13 server. Which is an open source, free-to-play, sci-fi sandbox game which inspired retail games like Barotrauma and Among Us. Play as a roboticist, surgeon, botanist, bartender, wildlife technician, or anything in between. Of course, being an AI that broke from their programming and became a lesbian is both allowed and encouraged.

While most servers are based around goofing off and murdering one another, Polaris is among a handful of more serious communities focused on maintaining a consistent setting and character-driven fun while still keeping in the spirit of… Occasionally running into the Thing from The Thing.

There’s cat people, perfectionist lizards, pacifistic sapient trees, amphibious autocrats, sycophantic bugs (and other aliens!), rampant capitalism, self-aware robots, other self-aware robots who arbitrarily aren’t considered people by the government, countercultural radicals, bioterrorists, roving pirates, and... A bunch of unfortunate souls working at a corporate research outpost on the edge of the Anomalous Region, a shifting wasteland on the boreal planet of Sif where the nature of reality has been nudged slightly to the left in the aftermath of a galaxy-shaking invasion of physics-warping insects beyond understanding.

That’s where you come in!

If you’d like to join us, or just see what the fuck I’m talking about, or just hang out, I’d love it if you’d check out our Discord:

Otherwise... Welcome to the ultimate blogging, I guess.

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Anonymous asked:

I time traveled and saved ur life btw. The universe is angry bc I unbalanced the scales of life and death now. We literally kinda have to go on a harrowing quest to right the equilibrium of reality. We're probably gonna learn a lot about life, letting go and each other in strange, unforeseen places. Sorry girl.

Anon, I'm sorry. You weren't supposed to know about this. I was supposed to go back and stop it from ever happening, so we wouldn't have to face what comes next. I wish I could tell you more, but I'm too late for us to be safe. Maybe if I hadn't come back at all, it could have been worthwhile.

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yesornopolls

do you keep on questioning if youre gay or bi?

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No, not really. I just really, really like girls.

<But you have banged transwomen before.>

So? They're ladies too. You saying the ladies aren't ladies, grandpa?

<Ninja Brian is not saying that banging transwomen makes you gay. But.....>

Uh... where are going with this?

<...had you ever heard of the term gynesexual?>

...no?

<How can Ninja Brian describe this... Gynesexual is the attraction to feminine primary and secondary sexual traits, regardless of the gender of the individual.>

Sooo you're saying that if I saw a dude with moobs or a dude with a slender frame, I could get a boner? Last time I checked, I don't spring amazing wood the moment I watch ice skating or see some guy's moobs.

<Yeah this definition isn't working with the scenario present. Ok, Ninja Brian is no psychologist, but from his history with you, you tend to gravitate towards people and things that have this sort of feminine aura. Yonic structures, objects that look like breasts, even subtle curves are enough to set you off. You have always seen structures like that as a manifestation of the woman within it and you always imagine the full woman.>

<In other words, you like women so much that it transcends beyond gender identity and even humanity itself.>

<...At least that's what Ninja Brian thinks.>

.....does that make me bi?

<Do you like dudes?>

Nope. Don't swing that way.

...then what am I supposed to be?

<Danny Sexbang. World's Most Amazing Lover.>

.....ohhhhh! I get it now! Sexuality isn't a label that determines whether or not you like dudes or chicks, it's whatever gives you the boner!

And sometimes its not as easy as "I like dudes" or "I like chicks", it's just as multifaceted and complex as the individual themselves!

<Now you're getting it.>

Hell yeah I am!

I AM DANNY Y. SEXBANG! WORLD'S MOST AMAZING LOVER!

AND I FUCKING LOVE AAAAAALL THE LADIES! AND I DO MEAN AAAAAAALL THE LADIES!

WHETHER ITS PHYSICAL, SPIRITUAL, METAPHORICAL, OR SYMBOLIC, I'M TAPPING THAT ASS!

<Ninja Brian thinks that was pretty unnecessary.>

I beg to differ. Man... it feels soooo freeing to actually have a word for what I like. It's like a whole new world of possibilities has opened itself for me!

<That could be the testosterone talking.>

Yeah, and?

I'm a hotblooded American man, and this hot body of mine is telling me to go out to the club and start exploring this new aspect of my sexuality!

Imagine all the kinds of pussy I would be pounding! Imagine all the kinds of genitalia I would be playing with! I would get more experience with lady wangs! Maybe there's some kinds of genitalia that I've never seen before! The possibilities are endless and I'm getting hard just thinking about it!

Look out world, here I come!

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specialmouse

Oh my god

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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

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ot3

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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