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Witch Boy

@spoopywitchboy / spoopywitchboy.tumblr.com

// He/They // 23 // Aquarius // ENFP // Sanguine // Taken // Radix malorum est cupiditas [TAROT READINGS OPEN]
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Hey y'all, I know I haven't done tarot readings in a looooong loooooong time but I could really use your help. I'm opening up my tarot readings again.

3 card readings - 5 US dollars

Additional cards are 1 dollar each

Send me a question with your initials in my anons or message me if you don't want it posted.

I recently had to quit my job because they treated their employees poorly and had unsafe working conditions but I couldn't find anything else at the time. I just found a new job but I don't get paid until next week and I don't even have the money for gas for the next few work days so if you could get a reading that would be amazing. Thanks y'all.

If you wanna help me out but don't want a reading then please send me a donation to paypal.me/CuteChat

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just-bylerx

VERY RUSHED but here's a crazy together scene sketch

reblog if u like it because likes do nothing and i want to get motivated for art so 😿

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fairycosmos

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

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Anonymous asked:

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

Is this some sort of p*ss kink thing that I'm supposed to finish the story for? I... I don't know what the context of this is. The elf just needs to hold it til they find a bathroom how hard could it be? They held it for presumably an 8 hour shift already they can hold it for 2 minutes while they ask where the bathroom is and run to it. Why did you send me this??

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Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.

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alethiaii

I fucking hope they lose so bad.

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delestre

like to charge, reblog to cast

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Hello!🌿 I hope you are doing good!

I have a witchy question to ask you, I'm pretty good with divination but I normally do it for myself, sometimes to close people in my life, and I never had any problem with those. I have a friend who lives far from me, and she'd like me to do a reading for her even if we are distant. Do you have any tips?

I wanted to ask someone who has more experience than me in doing a distant reading, not to mess it up, or to know if there's different ways and stuff.

Thank you so much in advance, I hope you'll have a wonderful day!!💜🌿

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For me it's really the same as doing it in person, it's just either written or in video form. As long as you have a connection to the specific person so you can read their energy it's not too different. So get their name, zodiac sign, etc. Anything you feel will connect them to the reading. Hope this helps and you have a wonderful day as well!

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

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oddity-txt

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

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magical-game

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

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ultrafacts

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

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sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

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linkislost

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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Y'all with the 'men dni' bios who turn around and like trans mens content then say "oh trans men are fine, just not cis men" then say no cis men otherwise you're disrespecting trans men's identities. 😒

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

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