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Old Name severussnapeismybff

@buttterr / buttterr.tumblr.com

26, she series, fan
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90scully

NICOLE KIDMAN as GILLIAN OWENS in Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends

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somebody called ben shapiro a bozo to his face. great fucking day

actually their exact words were “you sound like a bozo, bro. and you get no pussy, and you can’t even make your wife wet, bro, so what’s good” GREAT great day

hero.

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qiyra

here’s the clip

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succubi-tch
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werewolfseth
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Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

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thebluetint

this is my favorite comment on this post

Robert Pattinson POV:

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lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

  • sexual activity
  • how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

  • stealing my food 
  • stealing my lemons
  • my cat likes you more than me

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

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2boldlyqueer

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

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why is this THE FUNNIEST THING I COULDVE PULLED UP AFTER THE FINALE

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