MY SON do not have ADD! He just like TO JUMP!
WHICH OF YOU ASSHOLES IS OUT HERE MAKING JIRAIYA ONE OF THE TOP BABY NAMES OF 2023
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO US
Them: Tar is an incredible movie that asks big questions about the cost of genius.
Me (nervously): uh yeah that’s why I wanna see it totally
Meanwhile in my brain:
“Well, if we fail, we’ll only die!”
-Kakashi Hatake, trying not to sound too eager
#help
Scrungly phone doodle
The Victim:
Kakashi, sweating: what does that mean
Aragorn “I’d rather unalive myself than be King” Elessar:
-volunteered to help walk the One Ring to Mordor
-chased an entire battalion of orcs for weeks with just his two (2) besties
-fully intended to die defending Helm’s Deep
-fully intended to die recruiting the dead army
-fully intended to die in a “diversion maneuver” to help Frodo
Only when all of these failed did he finally say alright FINE. Promote me I guess. Ugh.
3000 years and all that elven magic still can’t fix Elrond’s hairline
As much as we all love this sad skrunkly wet cat, let us not forget that he is, at heart, a stone-cold badass
Thanks Tumblr now I’m crying
I made this with my one brain cell
Self-destruction.