wow so handsome
spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit
Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in
miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside
Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman
swing by you say
Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness
#ShiningJennieDay
not sure what should happen next in your story?
- Embarrass your protagonist. Make them seem weak and vulnerable in some way.
- Shoot someone. That always takes the reader by surprise.
- In relation, kidnap someone. Or, rather, make it seem to your protagonist like someone has been kidnapped.
- Have one of your side characters disappear or become unavailable for some reason. This will frustrate your protagonist.
- Have someone kiss the wrong girl, boy, or person, especially if you’ve been setting up a romance angle. It’s annoying.
- If this story involves parents, have them argue. Push the threat of divorce, even if you know it won’t ever happen. It’ll make your readers nervous.
- Have someone frame your protagonist for a crime they didn’t commit. This could range from a dispute to a minor crime to a full-blown felony.
- If this is a fantasy story involving magic or witchcraft, create a terrible accident that’s a direct result of their spell-casting.
- Injure your protagonist in some way, or push them into a treacherous scenario where they might not make it out alive.
- Have two side characters who are both close to the protagonist get into a literal fist-fight. This creates tension for the reader, especially if these characters are well-developed, because they won’t know who to root for.
- Make your protagonist get lost somewhere (at night in the middle of town, in the woods, in someone else’s house, etc.)
- Involve a murder. It can be as in-depth and as important as you want it to be.
- Introduce a new character that seems to prey on your protagonist’s flaws and bring them out to light.
- If it’s in-character, have one of your characters get drunk or take drugs. Show the fallout of that decision through your protagonist.
- Spread a rumor about your protagonist.
- If your protagonist is in high-school, create drama in the school atmosphere. A death of a student, even if your protagonist didn’t know them personally, changes the vibe.
- If your story involves children, have one of them do something dangerous (touch a hot stove, run out into the road, etc.) and show how the protagonist responds to this, even if the child isn’t related to them.
- In a fantasy story, toss out the idea of a rebellion or war between clans or villages (or whatever units you are working with).
- Add a scenario where your protagonist has to make a choice. We all have watched movies where we have screamed don’t go in there! at the top of our lungs at the main character. Make them go in there.
- Have your protagonist find something, even if they don’t understand the importance of it yet. A key, a document, an old stuffed animal, etc.
- Foreshadow later events in some way. (Need help? Ask me!)
- Have your protagonist get involved in some sort of verbal altercation with someone else, even if they weren’t the one who started it.
- Let your protagonist get sick. No, but really, this happens in real life all the time and it’s rarely ever talked about in literature, unless it’s at its extremes. It could range from a common cold to pneumonia. Maybe they end up in the hospital because of it. Maybe they are unable to do that one thing (whatever that may be) because of it.
- Have someone unexpected knock on your protagonist’s door.
- Introduce a character that takes immediate interest in your protagonist’s past, which might trigger a flashback.
- Have your protagonist try to hide something from someone else and fail.
- Formulate some sort of argument or dispute between your protagonist and their love interest to push them apart.
- Have your protagonist lose something of great value in their house and show their struggle to find it. This will frustrate the reader just as much as the protagonist.
- Create a situation where your protagonist needs to sneak out in the middle of the night for some reason.
- Prevent your character from getting home or to an important destination in some way (a car accident, a bad storm, flat tire, running out of gas, etc.)
imma need this for when I’m stuck when I start Camp Nano
have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!
who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods
That’s actually called the Overview Effect- something experienced by some astronauts that makes them see that “from space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this “pale blue dot” becomes both obvious and imperative”.
Even Jesus won’t be spared.
no messiah nipples
treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*
me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life
Captain Marvel (2019)
mutuals before tumblr just ups and deletes every blog one day, if you want my insta/snap/phone # message me
a rollercoaster from start to finish
Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny
NAKED GRANDMA
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things
pls drink a lot of wine and be extraordinarily well read and buy too much perfume and write a few too many love letters and spread affection and poetry wherever you go
an unspoken understanding
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i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe