it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men
i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree
i have long accepted that i am weird
everyone else go home i am on the FLOOR
As someone who grew up living under a rock in the early 2000s and was completely lost on what hip-hop and rap was good until earlier this year I would absolutely support a crash course playlist
Best listened to on shuffle. Very NSFW, including some lyrics from A Different Time. Tried to focus on the essentials and then a few noteworthy personal favorites. Look below the cut for some commentary on what’s what ⬇️
*this playlist is subject to change, and since it’s original posting has already been edited to add Beastie Boys, Salt N Pepa, and MF DOOM
i tried to make a kabru running gif, but for some reason the gif maker i was using stretched it out and now it looks like this:
this is infinitely better than the gif i was actually trying to make
We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍
O yo is it monster fucker hours. Anyway uhhh. Paracelsus guilty gear. He's not the anime girl (that's his wife) hes the. other one.
i feel like this is the most psychologically revealing thing someone has ever said to me. if there were a room of 100 people and i only knew this about you, i could laser target exactly who you were with devastating precision.
I'm gonna touch his rod.
im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck
Why did they get put in the Panopticon
thought that was the funniest way to point them out
having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram
and explaining anything like this
taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
i'm in a heavy-handed indie game about consumerism and taylor swift fans are walking around saying "i love Food Restaurant! Food Restaurant so gets me!" meanwhile food restaurant looks like this:
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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26/26
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Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes
Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views
Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition
