free him
HE’S FREE
YES
HE’S FREE
YES
Would you give a dog a gun if it had a really cool holster for it
i would give a dog a gun nomatter what
@billy-babe
I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.
Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.
No Snakes, Yes Snakes
Sleeping Bags, 1991-2001
Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode
And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn
remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas
he had it fucking coming
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
That's called being an adult
no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth
Happy Mother’s Day!
Superbad (2007)
The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.
The fact that this is Boyle from b99 makes it 10x funnier
Lindsay C. Gibson, Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents
The asylum: