One Whole Bitchfool

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

Those are good names for a pair of orange cats

Take a load off, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!!

you are down so bad oh my god

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

going fucking insane over them actually

no one does it like him any more

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

i need to be able to do the kermit scrunch. some emotions are only conveyable via the kermit scrunch.

pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh

i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY