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Slimegirls be posting to the goopchat

oh my god they were classmates

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

episode titles that make you throw up and die. i can’t post it for spoilers reasons just imagine me immediately cringing with fear

WORSE THAN I EVEN IMAGINED. AWESOME

i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.

you wish you were these kids

absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

Say it to my snout not behind my tail, pussy