if i said hello what would happen

i literally missed you so much ily <3

been seeing this tag on ao3 called “mutually unrequited” and i dont mean to nitpick but like….thats not…..what it means…………..

“mutually unrequited” okay so they just don’t like each other

Wait this is actually a hilarious concept, they both think the other is in love with them but they both are very not in love with each other but they try to be nice and end up going on dates to not hurt the other’s feelings while trying to figure out how to let the other down gently but it keeps spiraling

One of them finally cracks at the wedding and says they can’t go through with it and the immediate relief of the other can be felt in the entire room.

hiking? to get places? can’t relate

I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.

OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.

I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.

Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

There’s this ask reddit post about your weirdest childhood and the story is about this guy who was playing in the woods by a creek with his friend when a guy in full late 1800s formal clothing including a top hat just walked out of the forest, said “Hello boys!” and kept walking. This is why I want historical clothing so badly. The ultimate prank.

give someone something to think about for the rest of their life

be the ghost encounter YOU want to see in this world

I REBLOGGED A POST A FEW DAYS AGO ABOUT A GUY IN 1800S CLOTHING AND ANOTHER IN A BLACK HOODIE WHAT

here it is

thinkin about buying some ray bans does anyone know of any good sales going on?

i need a hug and six months of sleep

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

tag urself im people who in many instances have absolutely no clue what they are doing

I think I may have woken up my sister laughing at this post

Goodnight too... The Marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters, and people who in many instances have no clue what they are doing.

BOBBI MORSE | AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

REBLOG

Reblogging because I haven’t seen it in ages

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

What…?

pretty colors

I was expecting the “hey youre finally awake” but I got something so much better

Hey… uh… what’s with the hype I’m not exactly a tumblr veteran

eyyyy so this bitch is a relic of older times

I don’t really get the big deal about this post either, but it’s almost six million notes and they haven’t broken yet? How high do you have to go before they break and show nothing?

God the last time I saw this post was my first day on tumblr and I didn’t get what the big deal was in the notes

Things I struggle with