My betrothed is DMing and they said we see a “house on a fluffy hill.”
I started vibrating with excitement. The rest of the players were not suspicious.
Our warlocks imp started approaching and tried to enter the cabin and I started whisper chanting, “Baba yaga, baba yaga!”
A giant chicken reared it’s head and promptly ate the imp.
My betrothed then rolled out a photo they made of this baba yaga hut, which was just a chicken with an MS paint cabin on its back.
I’m so stoked to be marrying this person.
My magnum opus.
A fucking masterpiece. I proposed we tangle up the chickens feet like it’s an AT-AT, and it’s going pretty well.
Oh my god the chicken has a pecking attack, which we expected, and a raking attack with its claws, and THE CABIN ATTACKED BY FLINGING A TILE. THE CABIN ATTACKED US.
Stats for those interested:
STR +7 DEX +7 CON +1
INT 0 WIS -4 CHA -2
Speed: 80 Save DC20 Prof: 5
Size: 30x30 gargantuan
3 ATTACKS:
Flinging Roof Tile: +12 attack, 120/300ft range, 2d12+7 bludgeoning
Beak attack: +12 attack, 4d12+7 piercing, grappled
Raking claw attack: +12 attack, 3d6+7 slashing
Bonus Action: Dash of the chicken
LEGENDARY ACTIONS: 3
Fluff: Shakes and flings anything on it off 15-30 feet. Strength save.
Wing attack: 10ft range, 4d6+7 bludgeoning, Dexterity save or knocked prone
